Want to show you're "100% faithful" this Valentine's Day? There's plenty of time to snap up one of these hilarious The Traitors-themed cards for the big occasion. If you're going to declare your feelings this Valentine's Day, you might as well do it with a little drama, after all.
Inspired by The Traitors' most iconic moments, our top pick is this fun design that swaps roses and clichés for knowing glances and suspicious declarations – perfect for anyone who likes their romance with a side of intrigue.
Better still, it can be personalised with your own face, letting you appear as their secret admirer – proof that even in the world of The Traitors, some loyalties are very real.
A full The Traitors Valentine's Day card range is available via Thortful, with an A5 card costing you £3.99, or fork out £5.99 for an extra-large A4 design (prices not including delivery).
Thortful The Traitors-inspired 'From Your Secret Admirer' card
Thortful The Traitors-inspired 'From Your Secret Admirer' card
Thortful '100% Faithful To You' Traitors-inspired Valentine's Day card
Thortful '100% Faithful To You' Traitors-inspired Valentine's Day card
A special mention, of course, has to go to a card honouring this series' ultimate secret traitor, Fiona – a knowing nod to the contestant who kept everyone guessing right to the end.
Thortful The Traitors-inspired Fiona Valentine's Day card
Thortful The Traitors-inspired Fiona Valentine's Day card
Thortful The Traitors-inspired 'Secret Admirer' Valentine's Day card
Thortful The Traitors-inspired 'Secret Admirer' Valentine's Day card
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The "You Are A True Faithful" card can also be purchased as a card addressed to your wife, husband, girlfriend or boyfriend, too.
Thortful has fully embraced the Faithful side of things this Valentine's Day, with a run of cards that lean into the show's most recognisable themes – from designs bearing the official Traitors logo to tongue-in-cheek declarations of 100 per cent loyalty. It's the perfect option for anyone keen to prove their devotion… at least until the round table.
Thortful '100% Faithful To You' Traitors-inspired card
Thortful '100% Faithful To You' Traitors-inspired card
Have an other half who would appreciate a cheeky pun? This Traitors-inspired card is made for them.
Thortful 'Still Faithful After All These Years' Traitors-inspired Valentine's Day card
Thortful 'Still Faithful After All These Years' Traitors-inspired Valentine's Day card
'The Traitors Tried to Recruit Me...' Valentine's Day card
'The Traitors Tried to Recruit Me...' Valentine's Day card
And for an in-joke that only the most Faithful of Traitors fans in your life will get, how about this romantic tribute to the round table votes?
'Happy Valentine's Day to Yourself' Traitors-inspired card
'Happy Valentine's Day to Yourself' Traitors-inspired card
In addition to the cards, Thortful offers a number of classic romantic gifts (chocolates, sweets, biscuits, flowers) you can add to your cart – a handy option if you want to wrap Valentine's up in one click.
Then again, those wanting to continue The Traitors theme may be interested in surprising their partner with an official The Traitors cloak or The Traitors board game (which currently boasts 31% off the launch price at Amazon).
In further good news, the themed cards are not limited to just annual romantic holiday, with you able to additionally gift a number of memorable The Traitors birthday cards or this "even Traitors deserve a leaving card" design.
If you're a new Thortful customer, be sure to create a new account to receive £5 off your first order. Or take liberty of getting four A4 cards for just £10 across various designs. Just like that winning prize fund, every penny counts.
The Traitors series 1-4 are available to stream now on BBC iPlayer.
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