Is it even slightly surprising that Celebs Go Dating star Charlotte Crosby's favourite dinner topics include anal bleaching and wee?
The Celebrity Big Brother and Geordie Shore star was positively charming as ever in Tuesday's (August 30) episode - during her date with the over-eager Danny.
"I have at times used anal bleach… It's just when you turn your bunghole white instead of brown," Charlotte cheerily recalled.
All a confused Danny could do was admit: "I genuinely don't get that."
The completely-appropriate dinner patter rattled on when Charlotte asked about the most embarrassing thing Danny had ever done while drunk.
"I pissed where my shoes are in my house," he shrugged.
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"I have a couple of times weed the bed," Charlotte admitted. "So how would you feel [if you woke up in my wee]?"
"I'd be doing backflips," Danny laughed.
Obviously, Charlotte was thrilled and sealed the deal with a kiss: "What the hell? I've found someone to wake up in me piss, I think this could be love."
Unfortunately, Charlotte had a change of heart by the time she rated the date with the Celebs Go Dating experts the next day.
"Right now, I don't know [if I want to see him again]," she admitted. "I definitely wouldn't have kissed him without three shots. I'm just not massively excited by him… There's plenty more fish in the sea."
How on earth do you pass up a guy willing to do back-flips in your wee?
Charlotte's got off to a cracking start on Celebs Go Dating, alternately rebounding from Gaz and rowing with fellow dater Stephanie Pratt.
Celebs Go Dating continues tomorrow (August 31) on E4 at 10pm.
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