Justin Bieber has fanned the flames of his alleged fracas with Orlando Bloom by finding a picture of the actor supposedly crying and posting it on his Instagram page.
Inspired by his attempt to provoke the actor, here are some of the young star's pearls of wisdom from down the years - and a few photos which, depending on whether you're a Belieber or not, may or may not induce your wrath...
1. "Stay humble."
Justin Bieber. Staying humble. In that outfit?
2. "If I can do just one tenth of the good Michael Jackson did for others, I can really make a difference in this world."
He's on his way to some serious facial creases if he continues with that eyebrow pose.
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3. "Someone once told me to never dream. I said never say never."
Here, Justin Bieber uses the camera as a full-length mirror.
4. "I'm telling you, people. Every day we wake up is another blessing. Follow your dreams and don't let anyone stop you. Never say never."
Don't let anyone stop you from wearing a sarong fashioned from a white bandana over matching shorts. Ever.
5. "Never say never, that's my favorite quote."
We figured as much - and put a shirt on, young man. You're not on the beach now.
6. "I'm looking forward to influencing others in a positive way. My message is you can do anything if you just put your mind to it."
Double the disaster.
7. "Keep going strong!"
Absurd.
8. "I'm not a fighter by nature, but, if I believe in something, I stand up for it."
Suddenly, Coachella becomes uncool...
9. "The success I've achieved comes to me from God."
We're feeling rattled...
10. "You were born to be somebody, maybe a vet, maybe a hero, maybe a caregiver. Whatever it is, you were born to be something special and if you believe, you can achieve."
11. "Please don't judge me and I won't judge you, cuz things could get ugly before they get beautiful."
Saving the best till last...
Naomi Gordon is news writer mainly covering entertainment news with a focus on celebrity interviews and television.
