It's been a tough time for Manchester United, and according to a very reliable source, things are not going to get any better.
Self-confessed 'Asparamancer' (an asparagus psychic) Jemima Packington, predicted that the team will lose their FA Cup semi-final against Everton tomorrow (April 23).
Packington works her magic by throwing a bunch of asparagus into the air and letting it fall onto the floor.
Speaking on This Morning, she said: "There's an M there and it looks very sad. I don't predict good times at all for the letter M."
When quizzed on whether it was Manchester United, she said "it could very well be", and went on to say they definitely were not going to win at the weekend.
And why wouldn't we believe her? She has a proven track record of brilliance.
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In January, she told The Daily Telegraph that she had been "the first person to predict that Gordon Brown would leave high level politics some 12 months before anyone else".
She also predicted that in 2015 there would be amplified excitement for the General Election and that a footballer would be dogged by controversy, earning her the name "Mystic Veg".
So ask yourself this, could you really predict that WITHOUT asparagus? We think not.
