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1Get Shia LaBeouf to give you a personal life-coaching session
Do It!
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Remember that "Just Do It" speech Shia LaBeouf made that somehow got over 27 million views? Now you can have Alexa repeat it to you when you really need a good slap on the ass!
2Determine who's actually right in an argument
Who Is Right?
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Give Alexa a pre-set list of names and she'll randomly decide who's right, so you and your colleague/roommate/sibling can finally shut up already.
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3Ask Gollum to give you riddles to solve
Gollum
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Perhaps the creepiest thing you can make Alexa do. Worth it.
4Decide what toppings to get on your pizza
Pizza Toppings
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Indecision begone!
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5Tell appropriately geeky jokes for the right occasion
Geek Humor
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They range in topic from science to computers, math to robots, and more. Recycle them to impress.
6Check if Game of Thrones characters are dead yet
Death Info for Westeros
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No, it shall be YOU who sits on the Iron Throne of geeky knowledge tidbits. (Fed by the books' facts, not the show's, mind.)
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7Sound an air horn on your colleague who won't stop talking
Air Horn
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Choose from five different startling noises to make sure everyone on your desk hates you.
8Teach you Shakespearean insults for high-brow sledging
Shakespearean Insulter
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If you've never played around on a Shakespearean insult generator (or even if you have), you'll love hearing Alexa's robot voice repeat these Elizabethan-era insults.
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9Roast your friends for you when you can't come up with any good bantz
Roast Master
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Apparently she can be brutal – and she's probably wittier than you.
10Get motherly advice when you need life help
Mom Says
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Well, it's not YOUR mum… This is actually more adorable than it is funny, but getting some maternal direction is never a bad thing.
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11Teach you facts about cats when you're at a loose end
Cat Facts
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Or just whenever you want, because who doesn't need more random facts to share during awkward lulls in conversation?
12Show you particularly crazy facts that make you question your whole existence
Crazy Fact
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Forget cats, did you know that hospitals give 12 babies a day to the wrong parents?!?!
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13Listen to songs with cowbells in them because you've got a fever ...
More Cowbell
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And the only prescription is more cowbell.
14Play fart sounds and fart jokes for 'kids'
Fart Sound Jokes
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Yes, for KIDS.
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15Hand out compliments that also feature goat noises
Goat Compliments
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Alexa will say something nice about you before (and sometimes after) playing the sound of a screaming goat. We don't know why, but she does.
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