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1The one that's cheap and very cheerful
TengaShop Now TENGA Egg Wavy Textured Masturbator, Lovehoney, £9.99
If your partner hasn't used a masturbation sleeve before, the TENGA eggs are a great shout. They're small and cute, and inside are soft sleeves of elastomer with different textures that feel amazing stroked against the penis. They come with lube, too. So you can just wank away (or they can solo), they can come inside the egg, and you can dispose of it.
2The magic wand vibrator with a penis-loving attachment
LovehoneyShop Now Classic Magic Wand Male Masturbator Set, Lovehoney £69.98 (on offer for £55 as of February 2020)
This wand vibrator is the perfect thing to use with a penis-having partner. First of all, you can use it on yourself, so it's basically like buying yourself a toy. But then you can slip the attachment over the vibrator's head, and use it on a partner's penis. Using lots of lube, slip the attachment over their shaft, and switch the vibrator on. It's like a mechanical, rumbly hand job.
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3The masturbator that feels so soft it's unbelievable
FleshlightShop Now Fleshlight Flight Masturbator, Lovehoney, £49.99
Fleshlights have somewhat of a bad rep – and that's purely down to stereotypes and stigma about "male sex toys" for people with penises. But they're not all stretchy replica vaginas in tubes (which is fine, if that's what you're into). The Flight masturbator looks like a torch, but inside is soft AF silicone that's textured and ribbed that feels incredible when stroked against the penis.
4The cock ring that also feels so good for you
Rocks OffShop Now Rocks Off Remix, Harmony, £29.99
So, yeah, this is a little bit for both of you, but they are gonna be all for it. They just slip the cock ring down to the base of their penis and switch the vibrator on. It can then be held against you so it stimulates both of you, at the same time. This will also target vibes to their shaft and balls.
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5The one that makes penetrative sex better for everyone
LovehoneyShop Now Desire Luxury Rechargeable Vibrating Cock Ring, Lovehoney, £44.99 (on offer at £35.99 as of February 2020)
Another really great staple item to have in the bedside drawer – except this cock ring is ridged on top, so it stimulates your clitoris while your partner's wearing it. It's also USB re-chargeable, and waterproof so can be used in the bath or shower.
6The super luxury one for intense prostate orgasms
LELOShop Now Lelo Hugo SenseMotion Prostate Massager, £169 (On offer for £135.20 as of February 2020)
This is the Queen of anal vibrators – seriously, it's worth spending a little more if you're into prostate orgasms. It's mid-sized, so you don't have to be an absolute pro to use it, AND it responds to your movements, with movement-activated vibrations. How cool is that?!
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7The mind-blowing beginner's anal beads
LovehoneyShop Now 10 Function Extra Quiet Posable Silicone Anal Beads, Lovehoney, £29.99
These posable vibrating beads are perfect for butt stuff newbies, with a rounded tip for easy insertion and a bendable shaft so you can use the beads to fit your body.
8The one that'll give them a P-spot orgasm
Rocks OffShop Now O BOY Vibrating Prostate Massager, Lovehoney, £39.99 (On offer for £31.99 as of February 2020)
For anyone wanting to try anything anal for the first time, this small vibrating massager is perfect. It's not too big and promises to massage their prostate (that's the G-spot in their butt, FYI) for a super intense orgasm.
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9For the more experienced prostate explorers
LELOSHOP NOW Loki Wave Vibrating Prostate Massager, LELO £169 (On offer for £118.30 as of February 2020)
For the more experienced, this prostate massager is incredible. It's made with WaveMotion technology (fancy movement TMd by LELO) so gets right into the good spots (aka the prostate). It basically does a 'come-hither' motion all by itself. Maximum pleasure with minimum input from you. The dream.
10The penis vibrator
Hot OctopussShop Now Pulse Solo Essential, Hot Octopuss, £89
Hot Octopuss' Pulse Solo Essential is a super cool, relatively new toy for penises. Instead of vibrating, it delivers "high amplitude oscillations", which are a medical technology. We know, right, that's some sci-fi shit right there. With a splash of lube, you can slip the penis inside and then control the oscillations. The penis doesn't even need to be erect to use (and enjoy) the toy, so it's great for people with erectile dysfunction too.
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11The really fancy, really luxurious hand job one
TENGAShop Now TENGA Zero Flip Hole Vibrating Masturbator, Lovehoney, £189.99
Like the slightly less pricey TENGA masturbator, but this one is worth the extra dollar if you want something really mind-blowing. Lube it up and slip the penis in, you then use the toy in a hand job motion. Inside are textured soft bits of silicone that massage the shaft, and it vibrates at the same time. It's unbelievable, seriously.
12The one that is so SO extra (but worth it)
BondaraShop Now Love Botz The Milker Automatic Deluxe Masturbation Machine, Bondara, £499.99
If you really want a treat, the Love Botz masturbation machine is The Don of sex toys for people with penises. The machine sucks, strokes and essentially "milks" the penis with a 9-inch cylinder. You can choose between gentle strokes, or powerful thrusts depending on what you're into. It's one hell of an investment.
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13The revolutionary sex toy for penis-havers
Satisfyer Shop Now Satisfyer, £44.95
With a 14-vibration programme which stimulates the penis and a choice of 3 intensities and 8 hot rhythms, this vibrator is like nothing ever made or launched before. The powerful motors of the Satisfyer Men Vibrations are located in the tip and the middle, to give pleasure all over, and has been made to mimic the sensation of oral sex.
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