"Ghetto boys, make some noise! Hoochie mamas, show your nanas!" The S Club 7 party has rolled back into town and our inner '90s kid is giddy with excitement.
Paul may no longer be able to "get down on the floor", but that won't stop us booking tickets for the 2015 arena tour and partying like VHS and cassettes are still a thing.
To celebrate the most '90s reunion, we've had a dig around the depths of eBay and the dark corners of the internet to find some of the finest S Club merchandise from the first time around.
S Club 7: What does the S really stand for?
1. S Club pink party trousers
If someone comes wearing these to the London 02 Arena on Saturday May 16 next year, we'll buy them a pint.
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2. S Club Seeing Double The Movie on VHS
It didn't feature Paul. According to Wiki (and who are we to argue), Jo was suffering from a bad back and had to avoid all the dance routines and be replaced by a body double in physical scenes. And it featured a character called Victor Clonemaster. What's not to love?
This evil scientist body double romp (one of our favourite movie genres) included a cameo from a young Gareth Gates and also a scene where the band escape from a prison by performing 'Don't Stop Movin' to distract the prison guards. Bradley really should have won an Oscar.
3. Incredible S Club Dolls
The guys actually didn't come off too badly with their doll makeovers. OK, they looked nothing like Jon, Bradly and Paul, but at least they looked different from each other.
The girls on the other hand looked like they had been made from the same plastic mould and were just given different colour tufts of hair and costumes.
You can get Hannah, Tina and Joe - in their boxes - for just $39.95 on eBay. An S Club bargain.
4. There ain't no party like a S Club boardgame party!
"How much do you think you know about S Club? How much do you know about your friends and how much do you want to know? Well here's the game that puts all that to the test."
Forget Monty the Penguin, the real Christmas rush this year will be for the S Club boardgame on eBay. The aim of the game was to collect 7 rings - one for each member of the band, natch - and it involved dares and secret quizzes about your mates.
Best. Boardgame. Ever.
5. The style bible that was S Club Magazine
Look Like A Star. Dance Like A Star... or in the case of Hannah, How To Put Napkin On Your Head And Get Away With It.
S Club were so cool and so big that there was demand for a fortnightly magazine, offering their guide to dance moves, fashion and "WICKED lifestyles". You don't get that with Ed Sheeran.
6. Hours of fun with the S Club CD-Rom
WOW.
You could play journalist and ask questions to the band and edit the interview afterwards. It let you design your own door plaques and place mats for your own S Club party. There was a game where you could dress Bradley. There was another game where you could drive the band around a maze to get to them to an airport on time.
And best of all? A free karaoke mic to singalong to the band's tracks. We want this now.
7. Get your swag on with your S Club Bag
Some people might suggest that this was a cheaply-made, tacky bag with a giant S glued on to it so it could be flogged for 5 times its RRP. Oh, you cynics.
Bidding is currently at £4.99 on eBay. Someone is about to get the bargain of a lifetime at that price.
8. Check out the size of S Club's lunchbox
There ain't no cheese sandwich and Kit-Kat like an S Club cheese sandwich and Kit-Kat. Anyone who had this lunchbox and flask pairing must have been the envy of their classmates. And we're still envious now.
9. S Club pumping on your stereo
If you're going to pump out 'Reach' at 3am when you come home from the pub and you don't care if the neighbours hear it, you may as well pump it out of an officially branded S Club ghetto blaster.
Of course, we've never done that. Never. Obviously.
Did you have any S Club merchandise that we missed? Let us know below
