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14 reality-TV stars with epically awful tattoos

Ink fail.

By , Nicola Agius
PHOTOSHOP Holly Hagan, Katie Price, Brody Jenner
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People all over the world see their tattoos as everything from a badge of honour to a happy memory of times gone by – or maybe even a tribute to a loved one. The world of reality TV is no different, but sometimes it's clear the stars have been left regretting the ink on their bodies, with breakups or fallen heroes giving the designs an emotional charge they weren't meant to have. Sometimes, they're just bad tattoos. And while we're not saying we get a chuckle out of it (actually, yes we are). It's exactly that. Sorry, not sorry! Here are some of the worst reality TV tattoo mishaps ever…

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Cheryl

<p>Obviously, we <em data-redactor-tag=\em\" data-verified=\"redactor\">had</em> to start with this one. We're not quite sure what Cheryl was thinking when she decided to ink&nbsp;half of her back with giant red roses. To be fair
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Obviously, we had to start with this one. We're not quite sure what Cheryl was thinking when she decided to ink half of her back with giant red roses. To be fair, this was a cover-up for another tattoo, but this one's just as bad.

2

Dan Osbourne

<p>Talk about random!&nbsp;Sure, lots of us are&nbsp;fans of Michael Jackson, but that doesn't mean we should all go and get his face plastered on our arm. Sheesh. Making matters worse, <em data-redactor-tag=\em\" data-verified=\"redactor\">TOWIE's </em>Dan has seriously bulked up since he first got this awful tattoo
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Talk about random! Sure, lots of us are fans of Michael Jackson, but that doesn't mean we should all go and get his face plastered on our arm. Sheesh. Making matters worse, TOWIE's Dan has seriously bulked up since he first got this awful tattoo, meaning MJ's face now looks a lot wider. Awks.

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3

Holly Hagan

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Appearing on Just Tattoo of Us, Holly unknowingly got a huge design on her neck of her then-boyfriend Kyle Christie's face! It's safe to say she wasn't amused at all when she discovered what her partner had chosen for her. Thankfully, in May last year, she started work to get it removed. Honestly, we don't blame her.

4

Steve-O

<p>On one hand, we have to applaud Steve-O's courage (yes, that's what we're going with here) and self-confidence to get a permanent tribute to HIMSELF on his own back. It takes some guts and a real sense of humour, so there is that. On the other, this is a man with a tattoo of himself throwing the thumbs up on his own back, with the caption \Yeah dude
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On one hand, we have to applaud Steve-O's courage (yes, that's what we're going with here) and self-confidence to get a permanent tribute to HIMSELF on his own back. It takes some guts and a real sense of humour, so there is that. But on the other hand, this is a man with a tattoo of himself throwing the thumbs up on his own back, with the caption "Yeah dude, I rock!" Should we expect anything less from the Jackass star, really?

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Chloe Ferry

<p>Chloe Ferry has kept her designs pretty subtle – but we've still got to give her collection of finger tattoos a mention here for the inkings themselves, and how seemingly random they are. Along her fingers, the star has a heart, a 'shhhh' quote, a moustache and an actual CHICKEN LEG. Everyone's choices are their own, and tattoos are a personal thing – but maybe the art was lost a little bit here.<u data-redactor-tag=\u\"></u><u data-redactor-tag=\"u\"></u><span class=\"redactor-invisible-space\" data-verified=\"redactor\" data-redactor-tag=\"span\" data-redactor-class=\"redactor-invisible-space\"></span></p>"
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Chloe Ferry has kept her designs pretty subtle – but we've still got to give her collection of finger tattoos a mention here for the inkings themselves, and how seemingly random they are. Along her fingers, the star has a heart, a 'shhhh' quote, a moustache and an actual CHICKEN LEG. Everyone's choices are their own, and tattoos are a personal thing – but maybe the art was lost a little bit here.

6

Katie Price

<p>The Pricey got her Pete tattoo for obvious reasons – to show her love for ex-hubby Peter Andre. While it seemed like the sweetest gesture at the time, the inking quickly became a huge regret for Katie after he walked out on heir marriage. For some reason, she never got the tattoo removed but instead opted to paint a giant cross through his name instead. We wonder how her current husband feels about that.</p>
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The Pricey got her Pete tattoo for obvious reasons – to show her love for ex-hubby Peter Andre. While it seemed like the sweetest gesture at the time, the inking quickly became a huge regret for Katie after they split. For some reason, she never got the tattoo removed and instead opted to paint a giant cross through his name. We wonder how her current husband feels about that...

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7

Sam Thompson

<p>Despite being in one of the most unstable relationships reality TV has ever seen, Sam thought it would be a great&nbsp;idea to get girlfriend Tiffany Watson's initials tattooed on his arm. Awkwardly, they then broke up. A few times actually. And after the most recent split, he decided to cover up the initials with a giant feather – which is almost as random as Dan Osbourne's&nbsp;Michael Jackson inking.</p>
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Despite being in one of the most unstable relationships reality TV has ever seen, Sam thought it would be a great idea to get girlfriend Tiffany Watson's initials tattooed on his arm. Awkwardly, they then broke up. A few times actually. And after the most recent split, he decided to cover up the initials with a giant feather – which is almost as random as Dan Osbourne's Michael Jackson inking.

8

Frankie Cocozza

<p>It's pretty awks when you get your partner's name tattooed to your body then split up. But Frankie here went out and got several girls' names inked to his bare bottom. Apparently, these are the names of his conquests from the summer of 2011. So many words spring to mind right now but we aren't able to publish them.</p>
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It's pretty awks when you get your partner's name tattooed to your body then split up. But Frankie here went out and got several girls' names inked to his bare bottom. Apparently, these are the names of his conquests from the summer of 2011. So many words spring to mind right now but we aren't able to publish them.

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Kirk Norcross

<p>Oh, what was Kirk Norcross thinking? We're sure the sentiment comes from a good place, but the huge 'karma' back piece still makes us cringe whenever we see it. In fairness to Kirk, he was happy with the inking&nbsp;when he shared it with the world on social media – even if he admitted it was very painful to get it done – but we just can't get over the almost-illegible writing, coupled with the sheer size of it. And sorry, M8 – but it really looks like \korma\".<span class=\"redactor-invisible-space\" data-verified=\"redactor\" data-redactor-tag=\"span\" data-redactor-class=\"redactor-invisible-space\"></span></p>"
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Oh, what was Kirk Norcross thinking? We're sure the sentiment comes from a good place, but the huge 'karma' back piece still makes us cringe whenever we see it. In fairness to Kirk, he was happy with the inking when he shared it with the world on social media – even if he admitted it was very painful to get it done – but we just can't get over the almost-illegible writing, coupled with the sheer size of it. And sorry, M8 – but it really looks like "korma".

10

Nicole Richie

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<li>We don't feel too bad including this one in the countdown, because even Nicole&nbsp;herself has admitted it was a bit of a disaster as far as tattoos go. The US reality TV star was just 16 when she decided to \be different\" and get the word \"virgin\" on her wrist
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  1. We don't feel too bad including this one in the countdown, because even Nicole herself has admitted it was a bit of a disaster as far as tattoos go. The US reality TV star was just 16 when she decided to "be different" and get the word "virgin" on her wrist, because it's the sign for Virgo.  Years later, she described the design as "embarrassing and desperate". We all live and learn, eh?
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Marnie Simpson

<p>Getting a tattoo tribute to a partner isn't always a bad thing – and while Marnie&nbsp;claimed she was a \hopeless romantic\"
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Getting a tattoo tribute to a partner isn't always a bad thing – and while Marnie claimed she was a "hopeless romantic", it seemed like she definitely regretted her 'R' marking for ex Ricky Rayment once they split up. After chatting to Geordie Shore pal Charlotte Crosby (more on her in a moment), Marnie starting getting it removed last year, along with another design reading: "Never a failure, always a lesson." Not a bad mantra, but maybe it was time for a fresh start.

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Charlotte Crosby

<p>Back to Charlotte now – the<em data-redactor-tag=\em\" data-verified=\"redactor\"> Just Tattoo of Us </em>host isn't one to shy away from poor choices when it comes to her ink. Like Marnie
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Back to Charlotte now – the Just Tattoo of Us host isn't one to shy away from poor choices when it comes to her ink. Like Marnie, she went for a romantic twist to the design as she had a design dedicated to her then-boyfriend Mitch Jenkins. But of course, after they broke up, she instantly regretted the permanent reminder of her ex. So, she went through the painful process of getting it removed completely. Ouch.

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Jemma Lucy

<p>This is something special. Jemma Lucy once, erm, paid tribute to her idol and former mentor Katie Price with a topless inking depicting the former glamour model. But their friendship came to a sudden&nbsp;end following a row over Stephen Bear –&nbsp;and Jemma didn't hide her feelings when she opened up late last year about getting the tattoo covered up. Getting pretty blunt, she said: \No more Katie Price. I don't know why I haven't got rid of her sooner to be honest. She's a d***!\"<span class=\"redactor-invisible-space\" data-verified=\"redactor\" data-redactor-tag=\"span\" data-redactor-class=\"redactor-invisible-space\"></span></p>"
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This is something special. Jemma Lucy once, erm, paid tribute to her idol and former mentor Katie Price with a topless inking depicting the former glamour model. But their friendship came to a sudden end following a row over Stephen Bear – and Jemma didn't hide her feelings when she opened up late last year about getting the tattoo covered up. Getting pretty blunt, she said: "No more Katie Price. I don't know why I haven't got rid of her sooner to be honest. She's a d***!"

14

Brody Jenner

<p>When will celebs learn that getting an inking of your partner will always end in tears? Brody was convinced he was proving his undying love for then girlfriend Avril Lavigne when he got her name tattooed on his arm – despite the fact it looked like it had been designed by a 12 year old. We're guessing he clearly has no regrets though as these two have been split up for years and Brody still hasn't got it removed.</p>
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When will celebs learn that getting an inking of your partner will always end in tears? Brody was convinced he was proving his undying love for then girlfriend Avril Lavigne when he got her name tattooed on his arm – despite the fact it looked like it had been designed by a 12 year old. We're guessing he clearly has no regrets though as these two have been split up for years and Brody still hasn't got it removed (yet).

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Alistair McGeorge is a freelance writer.
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