Gawd bless Louis Walsh and all who sail in him.
Digital Spy sat down with the X Factor legend to play a game of "Have You Ever?", and, well, it's fair to say that yes he has. He has ever.
Has he ever backed an act just to piss off Simon? Yep – "Of course I have! Jedward and Wagner, definitely." Sorry, guys, but it's true. You were only ever pawns in a diabolical chess game being played on another level.
Has he ever told an act to break up with their partner? Has he ever had too much Botox?
Well, you'll have to watch the video to find those ones out.
You can see Louis on The X Factor every weekend on ITV.
