Get the tissues out, it's Love and Heartache week on The X Factor. Certainly not averse to a sob story or two, this lot should have no problem honing their tales of romance and woe into their performances.
We already know Louis Walsh's remedy for a broken heart, but how will the 11 remaining contestants take on this week's theme? Will Luke Friend dedicate his song to his beloved mop of hair? Will Hannah Barrett beat the odds and make it through a second performance without crying? Will Kingsland Road sing a poignant tune expressing the pain of running out of styling gel?
Join Digital Spy when The X Factor returns to ITV at 8pm to find out the answers to these burning questions, and let us know your thoughts on the show in the comments box below and via our Twitter feed.
22:03Thanks for keeping us company! We'll be back tomorrow at 8pm to find out who will be X Factor casualty number two. We hope to see you then!
22:02Katy Perry and Robin Thicke will be performing on tomorrow's show. We hope that all foam fingers and Miley Cyruses have been removed from the premises, no one needs to see that again... ever.
21:59What do we make of that then? Gary points out that James Arthur was in the bottom two last year and still went on to win the series, so all is not lost!
21:57Rough Copy are safe, meaning Kingsland Road will face the sing-off tomorrow. We can almost see their hairstyles drooping in disappointment.
21:56The Over 25s are through as well, Devon diva Shelley is saved from a second week in the sing-off.
21:55The boys and girls are both safe! Sam Callahan's baby blues have saved him yet again!
21:53Can we take a minute to appreciate Louis's velvet suit jacket? Suave style Louis, we like it.
21:49Should Shelley get off the telly? Is Luke really sailing through to next week or is he up the creek without a paddle? Or should Sam Callahan eat his words and just give up? We'll find out after the break!
21:43So, who do we think is in danger this week? Whose performance just didn't cut the mustard?
21:38Time for the Flash Vote! Do we really have to do the whole "Flash...Ahhhh!" thing EVERY week?
21:37"Have you ever had goosebumps on your face?" asks Nicole. We've had acne, does that count?
21:36How many times does Louis need to be told Hannah's age? SHE'S 17 LOUIS...17!
21:35Can Hannah Barrett make it through another week without blubbing? Even if not, we'll forgive her for giving such an amazing performance.
21:33We want to go shopping with Nicole! It would be schamazing! Uh oh, it's contagious.
21:31Steven Perkins on Twitter points out the fatal flaw in Louis's pun..."'Why the boat? Because he's sailing through to next week!' That's a rowing boat, Louis. #xfactor" Doh!
21:25Stupid question...OF COURSE they did! Good job lads - Nick, Brian, AJ, Kevin and Howie would be proud. (Yes, we are Backstreet Boys fans, what of it?)
21:23They're singing 'I Want It That Way', will they do the key change!?
21:22Kas from Rough Copy wins the award for the X Factor member with the cutest child. And he hasn't even been banging on about it like some people...*cough* Joseph Whelan.
21:18Sharon asks the question on everyone's mind...WHAT ON EARTH IS UP WITH THE BOAT!? Louis makes a crack about him "sailing through" to next week.
21:13Time for Luke Friend. Every time we see him, we can't help but wonder if his hair smells. We're sure he's a very clean and well put-together chap, but SURELY those tresses must pong a bit?
21:09Don't worry Nanny Maloney, you're still our favourite nan.
21:05X Factor wouldn't be the same without a few nans.
21:04Beautiful performance from Tamera. Subtle warning from Louis to "keep your feet on the ground" but high praise all round, and rightly so.
21:03Would it be childish for us to note that the arty wisps in the background of Tamera's performance make it look like she's done a huge cartoon fart? Yes? OK, forget we said anything.
20:59The judges are being extremely complimentary, maybe Sam hypnotised them with his dazzling "baby blues".
20:55Sam Callahan is giving a "stripped back" performance (calm down, ladies and gentlemen!) to show off his vocals. Is that a good idea?!
20:54So, what is everyone thinking of this week's performances so far? We hope it picks up a bit in the second half, it's been a bit bleurgh so far. Apart from Mrs O, obviously.
20:48Gary tells us SeSe is doing fine, good to hear! Did we really need to see footage of her being taken away in an ambulance?
20:46Nicole coins the terms "Schweird" and "Schno no". Schtop it, Nicole!
20:45Oh Shelley, we expected more from you in the costume department, even Justin Timberlake donned the famous black leotard for his rendition.
20:42Shelley is singing Beyonce's 'Single Ladies'. This prompts two important questions... Will she do the routine? Will she wear the leotard? Fingers crossed the answer to both is yes!
20:41James Arthur is in the audience. Bit awkward as he trashed Kingsland Road earlier this week. He is also several shades closer to terracotta than the last time we saw him.
20:39Sharon is on top form tonight! Do you think she downed five Red Bulls in her dressing room before the show? Whatever it is, we love it!
20:35Louis gets catty and says he "can't get it out of my head for the wrong reasons" and would like to see her back behind the piano. Iffy comments from the judges but good on her for trying something new.
20:33Abi Alton's up next with obligatory flower headpiece. It's really nice to see her step out from behind her piano/guitar. The dancers obviously didn't get the memo about not putting umbrellas up inside...PUT THEM DOWN!
20:28Sharon calls the female dancer a PEDIOPHILE for touching Nicholas (who is only 16, in case you didn't know) - does anyone want to tell her that that's not how it's pronounced? Shotgun not us!
20:24It's Nicholas 'Spandex Belly' McDonald! Having never been in love before, Nicholas decides he will channel his love for his mum in his song. Er... no Nicholas, don't do that.
20:22"Gary and I know more about boybands than anyone else on the panel," boasts Louis. Subtle dig at the other 50% of the panel there.
20:20Louis caught the bouquet! Always the bridesmaid never the bride, eh Louis?
20:18Up next it's Kingsland Road, or "Hairland Road" as Nicole has renamed them. Ellie Goulding likes their hair, is it just us who thinks they look as though they've had ferrets super-glued to their heads?
20:14Official word on Miss Dynamix confirms that SeSe has been taken to hospital as a precaution after feeling unwell in rehearsals.
20:11Louis is a bit late to the party. Everyone else has been saying the ScrewBo thing for weeks! Gary was impressed but Nicole was left feeling lukewarm. We liked it!
20:08Prison Sam is singing 'Make You Feel My Love' for her husband. She says she's never experienced heartbreak as she's only been in love once. Aw, now we like you even more!
20:04Judges! Louis is rocking the lilac, Nicole's gone backless and Sharon's gone frontless! Gary... you don't look too bad either.
20:02Oh Dermot, we do miss your elaborate dance routines but we'll have to make do with a fancy mic flip and your erm... package.
19:59Oh dear, drama before the show's even started. Miss Dynamix have got a bye to next week as pregnant member SeSe has been taken to hospital after feeling faint. Get well soon Sese!
19:57Welcome to week two of rhe X Factor live shows! Sitting comfortably? Cup of tea in hand? Wearing your specially made 'I heart Lou Lou' T-shirt? (Oops, did we say that out loud? We don't really have one...honestly.)
