By It's been a few of hours since the first Game of Thrones season 6 trailer was unleashed online. Now that we've calmed the hell down, let's try and dissect some of it, shall we?
We've slowed YouTube down to 0.25 speed and here are a few things we noticed and theorised:
1. SER DAVOS FINDS SHIREEN'S BURN SITE
Reason one for Davos to be PISSED BEYOND BELIEF.
2. IS THAT STANNIS DEFINITELY DEAD THEN?
Just in case those five Stannis fans were still hoping.
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3. WHERE ARE THEY TAKING DAENERYS?
That's quite the horde that are leading the dragon queen away. Plus, quite impressive that Jorah managed to find her ring in that vast landscape.
4. WHO IS TYRION TALKING TO?
"You're in the great game now, and the great game is terrifying."
5. ZOMBIE MOUNTAIN WANTS BLOOD
And so does Cersei. "I choose violence." This won't end well.
6. ARYA TAKES A HELL OF A WHACK
Maisie Williams told us Arya would have a hard time this season, but damn.
7. IS THEON IN DANGER OR SAVED?
So Theon has either been captured yet again, or maybe he's been rescued by his Greyjoy clan and he's being baptised? And who's Sansa running from?
8. BRIENNE TO SAVE THE DAY
Looks like Brienne isn't far behind Sansa and Theon, maybe she's their knight in shining armour?
9. ASHA GETS SOME
Like brother, like sister. Time for Asha Yara Greyjoy to have some fun. Family reunion soon?
10. CAN MELISANDRE'S BOOBS RESCUE JON SNOW?
Maybe she'll shag Jon Snow back to life? Or are we reaching with that one?
11. JON SNOW LOOKS PRETTY DEAD
Goddammit. But who's closing his eyes? Sam? Davos?
12. IS THIS A NED STARK FLASHBACK?
That certainly looks like it could be Ned Stark and his six companions at the Tower of Joy. Is that Sean Bean?
13. BRAN STARK VS THE WHITE WALKERS
OK, we're 99% certain this is a vision of some sort - but why is Bran standing, and why is he up against the Night's King?
14. DAVOS WANTS TO TAKE NAMES
The Onion Knight is about to bring tears to more than a few eyes. Is that Ghost sitting by Jon's side? Please say he hasn't been killed too!
15. IS THAT JON SNOW ON A HORSE??
We know that Kit Harington has filmed some scenes - is that him in the middle of the background? Or just another guy with long hair?
Game of Thrones season 6: Everything we know so far from plot spoilers to premiere date
Game of Thrones returns to HBO on April 24 in the US.
Season six of Game of Thrones will be simulcast on Sky Atlantic at 2am on April 25, at the same time as it airs in the US, and will be repeated at 9pm the same day.
