Digital Spy was greeted by The Jump's celebrity contestants après-ski – fresh off the slopes (and a few from the bar) and all on their very best behaviour.... Well, nearly all of them. Yes, we're looking at you, Mr Spencer Matthews.
Within a minute (and 9 seconds) into our group interview, the former MiC star was already asking for a journalist's number (not ours).
Acting as though he had had one glühwein too many (as if!) Spenny also joked to his counterparts that his skiing suit had been sent to him exclusively by LL Cool J, eliciting an eye roll or two from around the room.
And don't ask him about those royal restrictions ("it can't be [true] because I'm here, aren't I?") or that alleged love triangle ("I would be delighted if that was the case, but unfortunately, that isn't happening").
Claims that he had been pitching a reality TV show similar to The Jump, but just with him, to Channel 4 commissioners remain unsubstantiated.
But we can't make this all about Spencer... Okay, just one more tidbit – who knew his winter sport diet would consist of so many Potato Smileys?
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Here's what else went down on the alps:
1. Looking out for Number 1
We had been warned...
2. Bradley Wiggins initially thought Mark Dolan was Louis Theroux
Which was awkward.
3. Everyone affectionately calls Bradley Wiggins "Wiggles"
Not sure if he actually he likes it that much, though...
4. Gareth Thomas affectionately called Spencer Matthews "a tramp with a posh accent"
And besides, all the girls have a crush on Wiggles.
5. Josie Gibson was born with a "flat patella" (kneecap to you and me)
Which she only found out about during training for the series in Hemel Hempstead.
6. Wiggles reminded Caprice of this pizza advert with Jonathan Ross
Hungry.
7. Lydia's dad shouted "One nil to council" when Lydia beat Emma Parker-Bowles
He also did literal dad-dancing before her race.
8. Wiggles instigates snowball fights.
He also impressed the cast with his "brilliant impressions" – especially Gareth Thomas ones.
9. Hugo Taylor and Jamie Laing were spotted in the Igloo bar supporting Spenny
As you will have seen on launch night, the bois were there to back up their buddy. We can confirm that Hugo is indeed very tall. No sign of Millie Mackintosh.
10. Wiggles threw off his armband in a little bit of a rage
He was nearly beaten by Mark during the slalom race on launch night, but he was also spotted limping and looking a bit in pain after it...
11. Rumour has is it Spencer wants to star in The Jump solo
Oops, we already mentioned that...
The Jump continues on Sunday night at 8pm on Channel 4.
Naomi Gordon is news writer mainly covering entertainment news with a focus on celebrity interviews and television.
