14 must-have sex toys that will please EVERYONE

SHOP NOW Doxy Wand, Lovehoney, £89.99

There's a reason so many sex experts and writers cite the Doxy Wand as their all-time favourite – and that's because of its sheer power. It looks a little intimidating, sure (and not a little bit like a karaoke mic) but it really isn't. You plug it into the mains (that's how damn powerful it is!) and use the soft grey headed bit on the whole vulva, stimulating the clit, labia, the whole thing. It doesn't have to be used at maximum speed, and the first few settings are cute and rumbly. But because of the surface area of the head, it gets a lot more of your sensitive bits involved, meaning the orgasm is verrrrry different to that with a bullet vibe.

SHOP NOW The Original Rampant Rabbit, Ann Summers, £56

Rabbits are classics for a reason. If you or your partner are into simultaneous G-spot and clitoral stimulation, a rabbit is a really safe bet. They've come a long way since they were first popular – and the Magnetize range from Ann Summers is a lot of fun. As well as having made a slight tweak to the shape (it's slimmer and girthier in all the right places), they've also added sine ridges on the shaft for extra internal stimulation. Plus, they're filled with magnets, which are supposed to increase blood flow and therefore sensitivity.

SHOP NOW Moregasm Contour Rabbit Ears Vibrator, Ann Summers, £50

Bullet vibes are all well and good for clit stimulation, but they get a bit samey after a while. This clitoral vibrator, which yes, doesn't look like the average one, is so much more fun. The 'ears' are somewhere between rigid and flexible, so they feel really good but not too hard. You can position them wherever feels good – directly on the clitoris, to the side, against the labia – which makes this the perfect toy for experimenting and figuring out what kind of sensations to enjoy.

SHOP NOW TENGA Black Flip Hole Masturbator, Lovehoney, £69.99

Don't be put off by this absolute unit – we have it on good authority from many penis owners that it feels really damn good to lube yourself up and slip in and out of this. Inside, they get to rub against loads of different textures and it's basically like a really luxury hand job. Treat a partner to one of these ASAP.

SHOP NOW We-Vibe Ditto Rechargeable Remote and App Control Vibrating Butt Plug, Lovehoney, £108.99

We-Vibe make some awesome app-controlled toys, which is bloody great because it means you don't have to faff around when the toy is in situ, and can just control it remotely. The Ditto is a really fun one for butt stuff. No matter what your gender or anatomy is, everyone can enjoy anal play. Of course, if using it with a penis-having partner, butt toys stimulate their prostate (aka the anal g-spot). This one is slim and has a flexible neck, so it's good for first/second/third time dabbles.

SHOP NOW Satisfyer Pro2 Rechargeable Clitoral Stimulator, Lovehoney, £64.99

Oral-sex simulators for women can be hit or miss, but the Satisfyer is one of the best. Instead of making any direct contact with the clitoris, the little nozzle slips over the top of it and sends pressure waves towards it. This creates a whole new sensation, like nothing else – it's not exactly akin to oral sex with another human being, but it's not far off.

SHOP NOW Lelo Isla Rechargeable Vibrator, £145

They say you get what you pay for, and in this case it's so true. The Lelo Isla is a beautiful thing. The shape and design is just gorgeous and it's boxed and presented so well you would never guess it's a sex toy. If you've never experienced a G-spot orgasm before, then get this ASAP. The Lelo's one of the quietest vibrators on the market and it has the most incredible settings that go from sensual pulsing to mind blowing continuous vibrations which will guarantee G-spot stimulation. It even has a finger loop so you have more control. Not only that, if clitoral vibrations are your thing, then the vibrating head of the Lelo Isla won't disappoint.

SHOP NOW Uma Je Joue Adjustable G-Spot Vibrator, Lovehoney, £74.99

The Uma Je Joue is perfect in every way, from the soft luxurious silky texture, to the seven and a half inches of G-spot-teasing shaft. When inserted, the head of the vibe delicately bends towards the G-spot and the vibrating soft silicone shaft stimulates both clitoris and the G-spot. The best feature this vibe offers is the perfectly formed head at the tip of that gives off the strong vibrations when held gently between your G-spot and clit. One of the quieter vibes out there, too…

BUY NOW Desire Luxury Rechargeable Vibrating Cock Ring, Lovehoney, £31.49

Having penetrative sex with someone with a penis? A sturdy cock ring is a really good shout. Forget those crappy novelty jelly cock rings you get for a couple of quid (they are toxic, avoid at all costs!), and go for a proper piece of sex toy machinery. The person with the penis slips their shaft inside the ring, and then you switch on the internal vibrators. Once penetrative sex has commenced, you'll get some mad stimulation. It makes partnered sex even more fun IMHO.