Simon Gross was only on Big Brother: Timebomb for about an hour before getting booted out in a shock launch night eviction twist - but that still gave him plenty of time to get some first impressions on his fellow housemates.

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Speaking to reporters this morning, Simon gave a rundown of the group (although he missed out Aaron), so read on to find out who he thought was vain, who he thought would be trouble and who he thinks will find it tough in there...

Jack

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"Jack? Oh, Pie Face. Yeah, I thought he was salt of the earth. I thought he was the complete opposite to me. I thought that he was real. I love that we were all drinking champagne and he went and made himself a cup of tea. He talked constantly. His love of his life – I was waiting for him to say somebody in his life, and he said it was football or something like that. He was great."

Amy & Sally

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"I thought the twins were beautiful. I bonded really well with them really quickly. I think they'll be great as a double act on television."

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Cristian

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"I thought he was hot. Mm, yes dear! Yes dear. I thought he was good. He didn't know what showbiz was, which I thought was a bit strange, and I had to explain in other words – just a business really."

Chloe

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"Salt of the earth again. Just salt of the earth, real, burping and all stuff like that. I don't like things like that, dear. But I thought she was quite good. She put herself down a lot – she kept going on about her weight to me, and I thought the trouser suit looked really good."

Harriet

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"I thought Harriet was the equivalent to Jade Goody. I thought she could be our new Jade Goody. I love the fact that she works in a caff and she says she's going to do fry ups for everybody. I don't eat fry ups but anyway, she could do a roast dinner or something."

Danny

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"I thought Danny was a real geezer. I think he has a twinkle in the eye."

Kieran

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"I thought Kieran was a bit bossy. He tried to upstage me but didn't get very far. Even with the jacket he tried to upstage me. I thought mine was better."

Adjoa

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"I don't think we would have got on. She didn't like it when she walked down the stairs and I called her Sinitta. I don't think that was a very good move. But I noticed the daggers that she was giving everybody straight away, and I don't think she liked me because of that comment. I apologised and I just felt that she, out of most of them, was going to turn quite quickly. So it's going to be interesting to see what she's like."

Eileen

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"Absolutely, absolutely bonkers. Great fun. I think she will find it really tough in there. She's a little bit older than me and I think we would have probably bonded, but I think I would have probably coped with it a lot better than her. I just think she's going to find it pretty tough."

Sarah

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"Oh, she was the girl that wore the Vegas dress, the shiny dress. She didn't really say much to be honest with you. I think that she will be a bit mousy, a bit quiet. She did have a Claire King Emmerdale thing about her. I don't know, there was something about her – I said something to her and she kind of grunted back at me. I think she's quiet, but I think she probably could be the one to watch."

Jade

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"The tall girl… I found her very gothic to look at. I didn't quite understand the knickers that she had on and the tights. That was the outfit. Her personality, she was the only one out of the girls that started looking at herself in the mirror, I noticed. I think she's probably quite vain and some of the things I said to her she didn't really understand. I found her a bit shallow to talk to straight away. I had to keep repeating myself to her."

Nick

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"The posh boy, Nick. He said I'm so not his normal type. I don't know what he means by that! But he wouldn't leave me alone. He kept sitting on the couch next to me. I think if I'd have stayed in the house I would have been a father figure to the house because I'm older than all of them, apart from Eileen, and they looked up to me. In a way, that's great. Me and my father had a funny relationship – maybe I was a father figure to them. Maybe that's what I wanted. He was just very, very sheepish and just warmed to me."

Joel

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"The guy from Cardiff, he was very nervous about the whole thing. He was literally shaking. He was like wide-eyed about the whole thing. I liked him, I thought he was quite nice."

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