Jeremy Kyle has been subjected to abuse that even he can't stomach.
During today's Jeremy Kyle Show, he was busy dealing with Paul and his brother Dylan, who had been banned from Paul's wedding (by Paul) for trying to sleep with his wife Emily. Fair's fair.
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As Jeremy berated Dylan, the accused said he "didn't even like" Jezza, before absolutely burning him to the ground: "Why would anyone like you? You can't even win an award."
Jeremy then walked off the stage and fell to the floor, before bursting into fake tears. (Yes, he was 100% joking.)
The presenter, who was beaten again at this year's NTAs by This Morning, then replied: "I tell you what, if I had this bit of music I'd win."
As the This Morning theme tune started to play, even Paul laughed.
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Defending himself, Jeremy said: "So I haven't won an award but I have got a job and I don't abuse my family or my brother's wife."
Last month, Jeremy Kyle was left fuming after a guest – who accused his girlfriend of cheating on him – damaged his set in a rage.
"Oh great," Jeremy ranted. "Every single time I buy a new set, somebody destroys it. Look at that! I know you're upset, but that's my set!"
The Jeremy Kyle Show airs on ITV.
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