When Ex on the Beach star Sean Pratt got his photographer to take a picture of him stepping out of his fancy car and looking at absolutely nothing in particular, he presumably thought it would be a decent bit of promotion for the various brands tagged in his post.
But unfortunately for him, his penis had other ideas.
Despite it just being an outline of a peen, the photo has been picked up by multiple news outlets and caused Sean's Instagram comments section to turn into an academic debate on how we, as a society, sexualise poor old men.
"give it a rest mate, we all know something shady is in those pants....... having a toss before your photo lmaoooooooo," wrote one scholar, a statement echoed by another comment that read: "Size ae your chode lol you've well got a stiffy."
"Calm down ffsk," a dissenting voice exclaimed, "you all go in like you haven't seen a package before geez why not just appreciate him for the person."
One comment in particular – which read, "Oh seriously every pic now ya have to have a bulge showing are ya that insecure and your penis that tiny you need extra packaging so your followers will mention it" – led to further investigation of his Instagram:
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The debate raged on: "Grow the f**k up and watch porn hub or somert," wrote another sage, with all the precision of an Oxford University lecturer.
Foreign intellectuals also joined in the debate, with one writing: "OK does everyone in the UK have huge dicks? Because I think it's time for me to relocate."
We'd recommend relocating soon, because it is literally anyone's guess as to when Brexit will happen.
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Joe Anderton is a freelance news writer at Digital Spy, having worked there since 2016. In his time, he's covered a host of live events and interviewed celebrities big and small. A big fan of TV and movies both mainstream and obscure, Joe also enjoys video games and in particular PlayStation. Joe currently does not use Twitter, but he only ever used it to tell people to watch the film Help! I'm a Fish.
