15.00 - 16.00

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15.00 - 15.15

BB plays crowd noises as the HM's speculate what's happening. Dan thinks he can hear noises in the Store Room, while the paranoia extends to the fact that they'll all be evicted and bring new people in. (BB messes with your mind folks! Do they seriously think we'd accept that after nearly 60 days of getting to know them?) We're reduced to a long promo ad and all those photo things saying the loss of pics is infuriating Jolene, Thomas, the world and his wife. You have to despair of the lengths to which they try to make money dont you?

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Your Messages

Anon : Jason is too calm and obviously wants to go - Lets help him out!!!

Glory : I think what should be taken into account with Michelle and Stu is that 10 weeks (plus time spend with chaperones before going into the house) means that you are away from family and friends for a long time. I think you'd be looking for a bond of friendship and affection with someone. They all did it. Some into groups (Hareem and JCs) some into smaller friendships. The ones that were more flexible (SHell, Dan) coped by being able to then form other bonds when one of their friends left. Others, like Jason, struggled having excluded themselves. Michelle and Stu have an attraction. They must have or they wouldn't be collecting 50k each on leaving the house. But I doubt if that attraction would have beem more than that on the outside. But here in the BB house without their normal bonds, friendships and support, they have been FORCED to make alliances they maybe wouldn't have made outstide. It is a known thing for kidnap victims to form bonds with their kidnappers. It is human nature to bond with someone else. Stuarts is an emotional bond, Michelles is based on something more physical and her need to have someone lavish attention on her on the time, genuine or fake prompted by her - she doesn't care which. IT is open to the winds when they get outside and I don't think I'd give it much of a chance.
Michelle is squealing about 2 bees having sex in the house. Deja vu? I thought 2 b's had done it already (bint and ball-less wonder!)

Pixie : Badger, I so agree with U, I used to find her funny..........now she makes me yell at the TV screen at her bunnyboiler antics

orange ball : lets see, bb will do whatever they were going to announce to the house at 1510 as the live feed on e4 dies... only they called them to the sofa 20 minutes early. great tv e4, its nearly as entertaining as friends for the 1000th time.

sparkly_roy : hey tally - i think maybe you were thinking of Halle Berry - i'm pretty sure she was the 1st black miss america. as for tonight, i really hope that jason goes. he's rude, unco-operative and vain (not in an entertaining way!) his superiority complex is also really annoying. michelle may be a bit out there sometimes but at least we don't have to watch her applying fake tan to her butt....
I'm intrigued now, I'm sure it was a Bond Girl....way before Halle Berry's time...I'll do a google when I've finished

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15.15 - 15.30

I think Stuart is in the DR as Dan has just said, amidst the speculation that, if Stu is being given choices then they are there for a very long time! Just send M in chick, Stu's mind will be made up instantaneously! Nadia is fed up. "For God's sake, this is ridiculous now" she pouts. The sound dips over an innocuous convo of Shell and food. Now there's a surprise, Shell talking about cooking.
BB announces that the Storeroom will be opening soon. "Oh my God, where's Stu?" exclaims a worried Michelle. I think she thinks he's been spirited away by BB without her knowing.
The next conspiracy is that there will be 10 of them for the final week as they have double rations!!
They are all papably nervous. BB hasn't really told them anything, and it's tedious to watch. PUT THEM OUT OF THEIR MISERY BB!
Yeah! The minute I typed that BB announced the storeroom was opened, but all that's there is - 2 pints of milk. "A bit bizarre" comments Shell, as they think BB is playing with them. The sound dips to show Jase prowling the garden, but they're baffled.

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Your Messages

andy : Get Michelle out. BUT let her spend the last week in the bedsit. We can watch her tortured soul - epecially if Stu goes for broke and makes a play for Shell.

also just a thought. There was talk a few weeks ago of BB offering ££££ to a HM to sabotage the weekly task. What about doing that in the last week ? Put a large wad of cash (say 50% of prize fund) on the line for the task, and offer it to a Housemate to sabotage the task - BUT with the proviso that they walk mid-week ...

Denise : I agree with Boo Boo and have voted accordingly. It will be better viewing watching Michelle suffer another week without Chicken-Stu. I don't think Stu has much more of a personality to show us in the next week.

Delta : While I think Michelle's behaviour this week has been really BAD I cannot but help think to myself 'If it's so appalling then WHY DOESN'T STU DO something. He lets her do it. The only reason people ever take liberties with one another is if they are allowed to. You can only dominate people who allow you to dominate them. If he stood is ground a bit more I'd do not think we'd even be seeing this jealous side of her at all. I am also not sure she even realises how bad it looks. Sometimes when people let you you fall into habits with them and you do not even realise. I kinda feel sorry for her.

Fredi : Leave Michelle alone, she's a strong Northern woman, and Stu doesn't seem to be complaining, so leave them be, each to their own, some men like to be bossed around!! Please get jason out tonight, not Michelle...if not just so that we don't have to cringe at his exercise face any more!!! GET JSAON OUT, PLEEEEEEASE!

orange ball : so mEshelle and stu-pid run to the DR, and mEshelle gets told to leave. oh please lets have a repeat performance of that! get used to it luv.

AlliPalli : Vanessa Williams was the first black Miss America.
Thanks Alli, I knew it was a Williams, I just got the wrong one!

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15.30 - 15.45

Michelle is being hilarious. She's banging on the DR door asking if Stu is OK. Apparently he answered that he thinks he's going (because he thought the Storeroom was open for them all to return their suitcases). Oh, lovely. Paranoia is alive and kicking in the BB House! The look on M's face when she thought Stu was going was priceless. I do hope they show it on the highlights. The HM's have gone back into the garden, while Dan tries to solve the cryptic puzzle of what the 2 pints of milk mean. It's quite hilarious to hear them saying "what's going on, please tell us", in pitiful voices." "It's like a murder mystery", says Dan.
Now, it's Shell's turn to shout through the DR door to Stu. "I knew I should have gone in there" says M. She'll fight for her man will our Chicken. Dan is deep in thought as he tries to second guess the machinations of BB's mind. What the heck are they up to? Dan cant figure it out, and he likes to!
M is shouting through the DR door now, "I'm here with you Chicken. I'm here for you" ROTFL
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Your messages

ben : venessa williams was the first black miss usa in 1983....thought you like to know
Doh! I'm completely wrong aren't I? Ta for that

Blondie : Does anyone know of a link to any proven info on whether Michelle and Stuart are getting 50K each on leaving the house for doing the deed!?

orange ball : evict mEshell to the bedsit andy? only if its been converted to a padded cell. shes seriously starting to make me think they have created a monster this year

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15.45 - 16.00

BB has just requested a HM to bring one pillow and one duvet to the storeroom asap. That's got them even more worried. "That's a mind game" says Michelle, as Dan says "so is the milk".Meanwhile Stu is still in the DR, as far as they know. M thinks she heard him say he wasn't allowed to talk. You've got to give kudos to BB for playing with their minds - they are all totally paranoid, even the Pollyanna'ish Shell!

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Your Messages

Olican : Maybe Vic's coming back? The milk being the clue.
LOL the first thing I thought of. They wouldn't ....would they???

Dan's no 1 fan : I do think that while nobody likes Michelle on the outside...well, not many, she's going to do very well out of big brother. She'll get loads of money for doing photoshoots for closer and heat etc, but I don't think she'll mind that somehow! Also, by talking about her so much, (which we are here and on the big brother forums) whether its good or bad publicity she's still being talked about and therefore giving her the publicity she wants but doesn't deserve!

Nicky T : I think i'm more excited about the potential eviction of Michelle this week than any other eviction night! Her face is gonna be mega! I seriously think that she thinks she is safe and will be in till the end. Her reaction to eviction is the potential to be the highlight of the series. Get the tissues ready bunny boiler! Wonder if she warns Shell before she leaves that she will be watching her like a hawk!!??

cherryb : Re: Victor's last scheme.this news confirms for me that Victor is behind the "Nadia is a man" stroke pulled the other night. Also I wondered why Jason shouted out Vic's name in the garden, now it all makes sense that was his "message received" code. The cheating gets!!!

chrissy : Michelle's name hasn't been called yet it's not too late vote out Jason.Unless you are very very very forgetful you know what he's been like the last 8 weeks.And if you are very very very forgetful i'll tell you the late night jungle cat chats.The moods.The arguments with NADIA!!!!The talking behind peoples backs.Michelle has done nothing like that apart from trying to protect her relationship with stu.And bb are totally making that look worse than it really is.Save michelle!!! get Jason out!!!!Michelle 2 win!!!!!

GatesheadGirl : Tally, and all the other reporters - thanks so much for these updates. You do a sterling job!!!! Its absolutely fab that we can check in here for updates - the BB website is too slow and not entirely informative or honest. Thanks! :)

Anon : I wonder if Stu gets to wach Michells eveiction tonight!!

Sarah : Jason needs to go! he's very maungy i think he is missing vic and vanessa and i bet e cant wait to see her! michelle 2 win easy

Anon : So whats the bet - Stu is going to the Bedsit to watch Michelles eviction, and the milk is for the kitten (she has been pestering Stu to get for her)to take her place!! LOL

stroppy : Hi Tally, remember a few weeks back when there was the rumour that BB was going to allow the evictee nominate another HM to take his/her place or be evicted with him/her?
What if that happens tonite? And Michelle gets to choose another HM to go in her place or with her?
Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!
Not likely right?
But what if?
Ooohhh! I need a doctor psychiatrist quick! BB fever infectious and contagious .... ;)
LOL, I think we're all waiting for a twist!

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And, on that note, I'll have to leave you. Hopefully, I'll be back on Monday, but, as I'm tied to how Mother is, plus it's her house, I cant promise anything. Shame, as the last week of BB is usually a quite relaxed, 'full of surprises' week. Neil will be back shortly for more Updates.