20.00 - 21. 00

For all those who thought I'd disappeared, hard luck, I'm back. Unfortunately I'm stuck 400 miles from home with very limited E4 access, so, bear with me. My Mum has just had an op so I'm looking after her, but I need your input on live action from the house. Please dont send in Nadia/Vic/Jason/Dan to go messages. Not only does it take a lot of time to read them, it also belongs on the forum, especially when I'm paying an arm and a leg for pay as you go connection.

If you can work with me on this, I'll be able to cover more LU's. I hadn't intended to do any after I came oop North, but I'll do my best as I realise we are short of Reporters!

20.00-20.15

Apologies for my lack of what's happening, but I haven't had a chance to catch anything today or any live stuff for the last few days so I'm a bit out of touch.

At the moment Vic is talking to Jase about his chances of remaining.
The girls are eating and getting ready, when Nadia is given a laminate about the rules about the eviction. (It sounds quite sexy in her Portuguese tones).
Michelle is rabbiting on about some spirit guide she visits...saying it sounds ridiculous. Stu is amazed you cant see a spirit guide (roll eyes and every other emotion at his naiviety)
Vic and Jase reckon that though they feel deflated, there's a good chance they'll be here next week. Ad break

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Your Messages

Biggles : Go Dan. Nadia is an ungrateful sow..indeed if she is so unappreciative of Shell,s on stop cooknig why not get off her fat arse and cook for herself..no idea why this person is fav to win..she is nasty ..not just this episode...she dumps everyone with her fag rages and BB keep lacating her wih secret DT supplies....why...why pamper her..let her suffer ...I want her in top 3 only because there are more useless than her in there..Stuart and Meme for a start.My ideal end 3 is Dan Victor and Nadia..though i could happily sawp her for Shell tho i lost fait in Shell over her spat with Vic leaving him as the bad guy with her feminine whiles and tears and guilt trip...

Dan's no 1 fan : I'm getting really nervous now, the eviction is upon us. I'm just preying it'll be Victor's name Davinca calls out!

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20.15 - 20.30

Jase and Vic are talking about Davina's tone of voice as she calls the names out. Vic reckons he's got it sussed as to how he reads her, he's bragging, of course.
They are busy telling each other that it isn't going to be them- they are convinced it's Nadia, although they also think a double eviction is on the cards.
Vic and Jase are sitting on the sofas, desperately trying to kill time. We can hear the others in the background, but I cant make out what they're saying. Vic is talking about before they came into the house, and says he saw Emma's car. They move on to Anoushka (BB4) and say how good she was that they sent her to another BB House straight away.
(Doesn't it seem an age away since we had regular evictions, half the time it's been either no eviction, or random ones)
Vic goes to collect his eviction suit!
Jase asks if Vic has any messages for his family, just in case he goes...Vic replies that he's tempting fate. He goes on to gloat how long they've lasted. "I'll take 57" (days) he says. Methinks Vic is a very worried little gangster at the moment. Jase, however, seems to be quite calm.
E4 goes to a break.
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20.30 - 20.45

The crowd noises are being pumped into the house, and Jase and Vic are looking quite tense. With gelled hair Jay is a study in controlled paranoia, while Vic is doing his best impression of "couldn't give a damn", while failing miserably. Unlike Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind Frankly my dear, he does give a damn. Neither of them are saying a word, so all that's happening is noises from the feed pumped into the House.
Meanwhile, in the garden, a bevy of overmade up girls are busy concentrating on having a ciggie. Oh, Dan and Stuart's there too. It's two very seperate camps, isn't it? Michelle of course, is badgering Stu about something, but I missed what it was. No matter what, the atmosphere is very light hearted - totally different from the tension erupting from Jase and Vic. I dont think they are looking on this as a game, more a matter of life and death. I find it hilarious.
Nadia is, of course, wrapped up in her dressing gown. I hope this eviction dress is spectactular, we haven't seen any sign of it yet have we? Meanwhile, Michelle is saying that she hasn't used hadly any of the gas canisters she brought in to straighten her hair.

Another Ad break. (I usually cover daytime. Believe me, there are about half the breaks this time of day. So, if you follow at work, I'm not exaggerating when I say every 10 mins we're on a break. (Whoops, sounds like an early Ross and Rachel episode of Friends!!)

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emma : OMG, this is funny! Jay and Vic are the ones who have the game plans, and the 'cool and calm' image,they're bricking it. Hilarious!

Got to agree with you there Emma

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20.45 - 21.00

Nadia has a bright pink hat on her head, one of those Philip Treacey things that Boy George wears. They are all gathering on the sofas as the voice of BB sternly tells them to get there pronto. Stu decides to have a loo break. A bit of a rebel is our Stu do you think? Nah, a wimp through and through. I've got into trouble for bias before, but, heck...would you want a doormat?
Oh dear lord, they are sining Joe Dolce's "Shaddup Your Face". At least it's better than Michelle's rendition of Pee Jesu, or whatever pronunciation she used. It certainly wasn't Latin.
Jase is in Ahmed imitation mode, continually saying "Dahviiiina" in that sinister tone Ahmed always used. I'd have run a mile if I was Dahviiina....stalker or what?

And that's my hour up. The main prog starts in a bit, so hopefully, one of who you want out, will go. Personally, I'm looking for a Jase eviction. I would have preferred Stu or Shell- keep the characters in...but, I'm warped like that!

I'll be back when I can afford the phone bill. Enjoy the eviction.