A very slow morning in the House, so I'll keep the Update Lite. First, some more of your messages.
urbanscrappy : Stuart's had 2 formal warnings, I'd be careful about going against BB if I were him.
Though I suppose the powers that be have bigger fish to fry.
Biggles : Nadia relieved to be showing her breats off again..er they are not her boobs..they are a gelitnous mass of revolting silicone..if I was a man I would cringe at touching them..laong with the likes of Jordan etc etc etc add any celebrity name you care to here.The main story up here re rigging..Suoer-Stupid would have got my eviction calls by the hundreds last night for his Super Stupid Prince Vlaiant hairdo bob and cape and his gobsmacking comment about feeling 6 .Man..what a doolally pratt...boring as hell too..then agian he IS only 6...why give him all that money when he is too imaature to deal with life/sex let alone big money.What a jerk.He soo irritates me..always has.always will.But hey BB has dcided on final 4 and it would take an earthqauke to alter that.. no matter how many calls public make ..... t'wat a fix..makes BB not even worth bothering about..I have almost reached the point of no bothering any more...it is all soooo predicable..Privates failed task big time...come on...
bobyyfudge : come on guys, lets get rid of Nadia while we've got the chance, alright Ahmed is being a t**t but its entertaining.
1. Nadia is boring
2. Immature
3. Selfish
4. Immature
5. She really gets on tits
Neh : Hi Tally, just wanted to say thanks for all your work providing the updates. You all do a brilliant job and make my workday a lot more fun with it. So thanks :-)
Cheers Neh :)
Snozzwangler : Why are you all determined to get rid of Ahmed? He's so funny. He's also an arse, but he's so funny to watch. He causes most of the upset in the house (apart from Jason). Leave him in there. It will be like watching paint dry if you get rid of controversial characters. Doesn't anybody get the point of BB yet?
What to Read Next
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12.00- 12.15
Michelle and Nadia are giggling over clothes in the bedroom, while Ahmed has resumed his usual seat and usual expression in the garden. At least he can drink from a china mug in peace today. Back in the bedroom Dan is teasing Nadia about her clothes."The only label on your clothes is "drip-dry". They're all from supermarkets. I've got a suitcase full of logos when I get out" he teases. It sounds as if Dan had to buy a lot of extra clothes before he came in, as he says that hthey are nor his choice. As Nadia gathers a load of stuff up, she says they all want to smell her natural odours..Ewk! Stu has now lost his cape and is fetchingly attired in a yellow T shirt and jeans. Superman no more!
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Your Messages
KV : Why does Ahmed have such an issue and believe that the world & the housemates are so against him ... can he not see that at times it's this very reason that makes people dislike him ...
Daithi : Ahmed is a complete fruitcake and obviously wants out on the BB house but I would absolutely love to see Jason go. The guy is a big headed closet queen who needs to be brought back down to earth. Victor is not even worth talking about. Nadia to Win!!!
stroppy : Thanks Tally for the tireless updates and funny comments. It's been good, but I'm sure you won't be missing BB ... :-)
LOL, I bought her Sky last year, so that when I stay I have my tennis and Reality Shows on hand!
James : It would have been more fun if 'Evil' BB had given Nadia her cigarettes and then told her to pack her bags because they were complying with her tearful request to be allowed out of the House...
JoJo4 : Either last night or some time during yesterday we heard that Ahmed had seen a Dr and been given a clean bill health. do you inter from this that he was never actually ill, or that he was 'poorly but fit for duty'?
On the Highlights Show, I thought he'd been told by the doc that there was nothing wrong with him. I wonder if he told the others this?
eliot : i have a friend who works in a solicitors off in london, she said she saw Marco there last week, she heard he is suing Jason for hitting him during the big fight. Rumour has it that BB has given all housemates a lawyer to sort out what happened but is keeping quiet about that to the public.
Interesting eliot, I dont suppose we'll ever know though, will we?
Baggers : Clive - you're dead right on J - maybe a bit harsh on Worzel though!
and rasputnik - thank you for making this comment - Victor does manipulate J into some of his ridiculous behaviour - but J carries it through with relish, then he booms at Nadia, pushing all the right buttons until she shouts back at him, and when other people get involved he calmly states he wasn't shouting - yawn yawn J - seems he forgets we can see it all . . .
ah well - bye-bye Ahmed on Friday
and bi-bi Jason next week
JoJo4 : Have just read the piece on Victor's latest ramblings - he's fairly sure it won't be him on Friday!! You have to wonder sometimes whether he realises we can actually hear him, duuurrr. Unfortunately I agree that it probably isn't his time yet, but how arrogant - would serve him right if it were him...
if it's what he said in the hot tub, I couldn't hear it all, I was guessing
Mike : How about using the forums for your slagging off messages, and keep these updates for commenting on what's happening at the moment.
Cheers guys.
well Mike, it would be deathly boring for me if there were no messages, and the entire hour would be about 10 sentences long. That's why they are seperated by lines. You can ignore the messages if you like!!
andrea : nadia is getting a bit anoying i think that she fancies jason! thats why she is so nasty to him because she knows that he will never go there with her!!
ahmed is crazy that man needs help!! he is rude and does no respect women!!!! watching him being so rude to michelle and then watching stuart just standing there and not defending her! what an idiot!!
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12.15 - 12.30
Shell is talking about sweets at Sunday School, I think they're talking about The Vicar Of Dibley, as they're talking about Alice. Ahmed asks if anyone has seen "Love Actually", and Shell and Nadia rave about it. There's a well known Portuguese actress in it, so Nadia is well impressed.
Stu is making them all tea, as they continue to discuss the film. "Imagine Tony Blair knocking on your door" is Stu's contributed. Ahmed is talking about the guy who was dreaming about Claudia Schiffer, so he's seen it as well. Shell and Stu are talking about actresses who look good even though they are at least 30. Dan hoots at this and says 30 isn't old, it's good lighting. "The lighting in this place is terrible. It shows up every imperfection, does't it Nadia?" he says cheekily. (It's all very light hearted today). Nadia used to work in a beauty department and she has them all guessing what she had for a leaving present when she left. "A mirror" she squawks when the others fail to guess. "That's cause you're vain" says Dan, and on hearing it is in the hall he continues "So you can check yourself on the way in and the way out, Do you ask it questions?"
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12.30 - 12.45
They are teasing Nadia about her boobs. "I cant imagine you without them," says Dan. Nadia says not many people knew that she'd had a boob job, because she used to be a B cup and used the gel inserts to push them up. A conversation ensues about the actual operation, as Dan goes into gory details about the needle going in for general anaesthetics. Stu thinks it's amazing that people can knock you out, open you up and you know nothing about it.
Dan wants to know if breasts are empty sacs, but Nadia informs him of the niceties of boob jobs. Shell says it's like stuffing a chicken breast -open it up, stick the implant in, and sew it up. Ahmed thinks that someone like Jordan, with her multiple boob jobs, is at risk with all the surgery.
Stuart asks how much it costs, but Nadia wont tell. I think I've learnt everything I want to know about breast implants now.
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Your Messages
Sue : Please Please can we get the 2 most horrible men on earth out of the BB house asap. Ahmed came in with a chip on his shoulder but he's going out (hopefully) with a bloody great oak tree on it - and Vic i'm not slick i'm a dick should get out before the size of his ever growing head stops him. I absolutely detest men who talk down about women and have no respect for other people and think only of themselves.
Alex : After this week's eviction, there are only 3 more Friday nights left including the grand finale, but would still be 7 people left in the house. Unless this week (and the next) is a double eviction ?
Brewster501 : I hated Victor to begin with, but now I realise his arrogance was all a fake front. He's a real softy underneath it all, with a cheeky sense of humour. Victor to win.
Caroline : Hope not too late to wish you (and your mum) all the best. I only discovered dsbb this year, & I've enjoyed every minute. Hope you'll be back for bb6??
Thanks very much. I'm sure I'll be here for BB6. I hope it's as good as BB5 has been
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12.45 - 13.00
There's a desultory conversation about the benefits of fresh food versus tinned. Dan tries to recall his science as he explains free radicals, Shell comes to the rescue and thankfully the sound is dipped, as science and conversations about it, are not my forte.
"Vitamin C and green tea are powerful anti oxidents", continues Professor Dan, as he says he's exhausted now.
From boob implants to healthy eating, this is very educational. Dan is a walking book about healthy eating. Oats for breakfast folks, a rich source of natural sugar. Apparently, bananas will accentuate any skin condition. Ahmed said if you eat loads a day (as Somalia and Madeira does) then it's OK. (I thought they were a rich source of potassium.)
"We know how to grow our bananas back home" guffaws Nadia with a double entendre added. "How hard? queries one of the others.
With that riveting exchange, my Updates for this year are over. It's been fun doing them, and I'll look forward to BB6 to see if it's as eventful as this year. Claire will be here in an hour. It's Goodbye from me.
