Good morning and welcome to the start of DS:BB's Live Coverage from the BB House. There's absolutely nothing happening at the moment, so I'll keep this to a Lite Update. It's also the last time I will be bringing you the Updates as I go away this weekend. The last 48 days seem to have flown by, and I'd just like to say "Thanks" to all those who have sent messages in. Most of them have been really good to read. I hope you enjoy the rest of the show and that your favourite wins.
11.00 - 11.15
Vic and Michelle are in the hot tub, so I cant tell what they are saying. In the background, Ahmed and Jase are talking, we catch Ahmed saying "I will lose my temper and shout. I'll try to be quiet until Friday when I leave" (Oh, please do Ahmed). Jase tells him that to get to Day 50 out of 70 isn't bad. It looks damp and cloudy up in Elstree. Cornwall is worse, we have thick sea mist as well as rain.
Dan is the only one still lying on his bed, and he moans to Shell that there's always someone in the loo.
Nadia, wearing a bright lime green strapless top, is doing the washing up. I bet she's relieved she gets to show her boobs again. That private's uniform did nothing for her love of showing her cleavage.
Jason is laughing and joking with Vic. He's a different person today. The responsibilities of the last few days have weighed heavily on Sergeant Jase.
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Your Messages
orange ball : 9.53am, and the baby alarm is playing all over the house, even though only ahmed is awake and the rest are in the bedroom only. he says its unfair to play it outside the bedroom (thats because e4 want you to break things sir!) but doesnt e4 realise that baby scream makes people turn over channels too?
Yes, I was watching that, and was waiting for an outburst. It's a horrible sound when it goes on and on though.
What to Read Next
Milky Way : Reasons to vote VICTOR out
1)He is annoying
2)It will make Jason lonesome and bored and therefore more entertaining
3) Jason will think he is in with a chance of winning which in reality he isn't
4) Ahmed will be voted out by the housemates next week anyway, so why waste your vote on him this week?
Thanks for all the messages of thanks for doing Updates, they are much appreciated. Unfortunately, I'm not going on holiday. My Mum is having an op, so I'm off oop North to look after her
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11.15 - 11.30
The sound is dipped as Michelle and Vic chat in the hot tub. I cant make out what they were saying anyway. Stu is on the decking now, I've just realised how much his hair has grown since he's been in the house. It's flowing tresses. Not a cowboy look at all, except maybe he wants to be Rambo today. He's doing some weird stretching exercises before he starts on the press ups.He follows this with a run, although the garden isn't big enough for much running.
Nadia attacks the floor with a brush. Meanwhile Vic and Michelle are having a sing song in the tub. I can just make out Vic talking about "popping champagne with his boys" - I imagine that's after he's won then !! Michelle asks Stu to fetch her a drink of water.
Mighty exciting, this Update, isn't it?
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Your Messages
Markrr71 : Ahmed, has he completely lost the plot??? Sitting staring into space, no participating in the task, pretending to be 'ill'.....oh my man you will get 'YOUR NIGHT' on Friday !!!!
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11.30 - 11.45
Shell has joined Nadia in the cleaning, as she wields the sweeper furiously. Ahmed is doing some eggs for himself. Why didn't he eat with the rest of them.? They were tucking in about an hour ago.
There's a shot of Dan in the shower and someone walking round the garden. Meanwhile Stu's fitness regime has moved on to weights. He's lifting one of the white garden chairs up and down. Good improv there Stu. Unfortunately, his exercises come to an end as BB calls him to the DR.
Oops, it's Michelle in the shower, giving herself a shave. I swear the continuity on the feed goes crazy at times. Oh wait, Dan's there too. He asks Michelle to check his hair (what hair, he's only got a streak?)BB calls Stuart again. The first time they wanted his cape back. Stu does love dressing up doesn't he? Dan and Michelle talk about this in the shower. "They'd get it back anyway" said Dan.
Ahmed Shell and Nadia are talking about love being more important than money, but the sound dips. Ahmed wants the public to be voting in a positive way, i.e. for the person they want to stay in. He thinks that would be a better way.
Meanwhile, Stuart, with cape flying, runs out of the DR telling the others he has BB on his tail. BB calls him again. Obviously, Stu doesn't want to give it back! The others are laughing at Stuart's antics.
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Your Messages
serko : Ahmed will have to share his night on friday though
Ummm, we haven't been told it's a double eviction though, have we?
Snozzwangler : Nooo! Noooo! Noooooo! Miss, you can't go on holiday, its not the end of term yet. Teach! You're my favourite. This is sadder than the end of BB!
....Oh sorry, just seen the note about your Mum being ill. Hope it all goes OK, anyway who needs a holiday when you live in such a nice place like Cornwall! Back to BB, vote Stu, it will have much more of a radical effect on the house. He's quiet and imagine Michelle's reaction. Leave Victor and Ahmed. HMs who react are better entertainment
Thanks snozz, I'll miss you too :-)
Clive : Anyone else think that Jason looks like Worzel Gummidge, without his thinking head on? That nose has obvious turnip tendancies.
rasputnik : Anyone else noticed Vic is setting up Jason for a fall? He always winds him up: 'get in there and kick some arse mate' so the other housemates will hate him, but you notice V always takes time out afterwards to make up with whoever, whereas J makes them crawl to him before he accepts their apology.
The 'JC' nonsense is just Vs way of keeping J controlled, once Jason goes (please God next week), Vic will be much more sociable.
James : Did anyone see Ahmed in the DR yesterday discussing how he was going to launch his coup ? He was perfectly rational in everything he said...then got outside of the DR and turned the act back on.
DigitalKnave : WHEN Ahmed get evicted on Friday I wonder if he is going to react to Davina in the same way as he does to the HMs if Davina starts asking him difficult questions!
Still convinced, that with the large number of nominations this week that 2 HMs will leave on Friday.
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11.45 - 12.00
Jason is now in the kitchen, attacking some vegetables and heating some oil up in a wok. Everyone seems much more relaxed after the tensions of the recent days. Shell thinks they'll fix the blind today. There really is nothing else happening, apart from a close up of Jase washing the peeler, so I'll just swap hours.
