14.00 - 15.00

Back with the aftermath of the Results

14.02: Ahmed is now rowing with Dan, who told him he is a hypocrite and a selfish man. After a heated exchange, Ahmed goes off by himself. Thank goodness he's shut up, his constant arguing (what happened to the dying swan act he's been doing recently? No sign of any sore throat just now!!) was making me seethe.

14.04: The rest of them are back in the kitchen. Shell is being her usual Pollyanna self. She's proud that they passed as that's an achievement. Michelle is speculating that BB wanted all 6 up as they get more money. Stu and Nadia agree, only Ahmed seems put out by the turn of events. Dan says he'll give them a round of applause for that twist. Chicken has cheered up.

14.06: Ahmed is in the bedroom telling Vic that he has a war now. Poor Michelle. She dared to shout at him. Ahmed has actually said she was so fierce she wanted to kill him.(I think he believes that!!) It's all Vic can do not to laugh at him I think. He hasn't said a word to Ahmed, perhaps he's worried.

14.09: Jase is in the bedroom, but hasn't said much. The blind is broken in the bedroom and they need some air in there. Shell comes in to make sure that Jase is OK and also to ask if Ahmed wants some eggs. She says she wants a kiss, she doesn't want conflict! He says that if she doesn't believe him, she should watch the video when she gets out. He has nothing against her, but when he loses his temper he cant be stopped. Ahmed has an excuse for everything.

14.17: Michelle says it's fair that everyone has to go up for eviction once, as the sound dips to the noise of someone smashing something. Michelle is really pleased that they showed the plasma screen as they now know just what they were told. The sound dips (I cant tell who is angry, I think it might be Vic, as Dan has says it's because of the way the nominations were decided)

14.20: Shell doesn't want to be booed, but all of the fence sitters (as I term them) and the harem are OK with one another. There was a shot of Jase walking around the garden on his own, with his head down in thought. Shell is being incredibly girly and enthusiasitic, and getting right up my nose. I would go mad if I had to live with that relentless optimism. Get Real Shell!

14.23: Vic has rejoined the rest of them as they pig out on the remaining food. Shell is incredibly glad to be demobbed, as I think they all are. Dan says he's not hungry, he's eating for the sake of it. They discuss the twist. Vic and Dan have a real respect for BB's thought patterns. Vic is quite OK about it, it's not personal but he's annoyed that he didn't have a chance to alter things nominations- wise. The only one with his nose out of joint is Ahmed. The others are taking it really well. Ad break

14.30: Nadia speculates on how large the crowd will be this week. They realise that there will probably be a double eviction, and also that this is the largest eviction they have ever had. Stuart is eating egg, bacon and jam! Together!

(If you have sent a message in, I'll be dealing with those in a special hour from 3-4pm, so keep them coming in if you have any observations about the task, the results and it's fall out).

14.35: Shell asks Ahmed about his eggs, but he wants to tell her again he has nothing against her. Shell says she hates atmospheres etc etc and she totally respects his right to feel the way he is, etc etc,. She says she came here for her mum, but as usual, Ahmed is only interested in Ahmed and goes on and on about having a flip flop thrown at him and shouted at. Poor lamb.

14.39: Shell tells him that she would walk away from an argument, and that's what she thinks he should do. He is worried that even if someone kills him there (why is he so interested in murder?) he will be seen as the bad guy.
Dan takes him to one side and says his issue is with him as a shirker (Vic tells him what it is). Darn! That looked interesting, but there's an ad break.

14.47: When we come back, Dan and Ahmed are still talking. Ahmed says he is defending Michelle, Dan had no sympathy for him. (Michelle did throw a flip flop at him, they didn't show that did they?) Ahmed is droning on and on about how hard done by he is and everyone is against him. Dan says his main priority is to calm down the person who is distraught, which was Michelle.
Ahmed says he cant understand why Dan is happy to be on the sinking ship. He repeats this endlessly, and he doesn't understand why Dan is happy to be up for eviction. Oh, Jason's a goodie as he didn't shout at poor little Ahmed, nothing to do with not wanting orders from a woman.

14.50: Ahmed says Jase managed to keep his temper, but Dan says her boyfriend was up to. "Who benefitted?" he asks. "I respect Jason not her. All my fans will win it, but I have an issue with everyone on the sinking ship, except Victor..my fans cant help with 6 people on the sinking ship" he continues. (Can any one make sense of this conversation, or is Ahmed as deluded as it sounds as I'm typing this?)

14.55: Vic and Dan are having words. Vic says that if he is a diplomat, he has to be objective. It sounds as though Vic is desperately sticking up for Ahmed, but the sound is cut. Dan said he needs to know how he isn't being objective, "Help me out here, Vic", he says. Meanwhile, the girls and Stuart are in the hot tub.
Ahmed is still trying to justify himself and it is now just dawning on Victor that he could be leaving, as he says that he's remembering what she said. No matter how many times Dan tries to tell him they had to do that, Vic is not a happy bunny. Ahmed says there must be something about him that people do not like him. Everyone attacks him, but he hasn't a clue what people have against him. Really Ahmed? Dan is doing his best to get some self realisation from him, but no. Ahmed cant see he's in the wrong.

With that I'll close this Update and pass you on to Claire. I'll be doing a special hour of Messages, so send in your comments.