This needs your input, so please get your messages coming in about what's happening in the House. Michelle and Jason are discussing what they can do. Jason wants to get stuck in, but, of course he's not allowed to.
orange ball : victor was hovering around to back up jason, but thus wasnt cleaning boots. where is michelle? what is she doing? she is going to fail it. hahaha bye!
Cokey : Ahmeds plan of asking to be evicted didnt work, so has he changed tactics and is now being irritating on purpose?
jacci : thats Ahmed's second failure today, at 6.30am this morning he was drinking out of a china cup instead of a billy can and he has just done the same now!!!!!
orange ball : oooh! michelle struts a march across the garden. wondered where she was
cherryb : Time for Ahmed to spend time in the pokey for insubordination Methinks, 2 weeks should do it, just think no more noisy eating or slurping I could'nt sit at table with him I'd have to put a gag on him. When he's released evict him.Dan's the man, he's gonna win it.
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Biggles : Seems Michelle has found a calling..bossing everyone around but breaking rules to suit herself where Stuat is concerned..ho hum how much more of tihs tedious girl do I have to suffer.I'd rather listen to Ahmed moaing on and on than have BB tain their cameras on MB all the time as if shs is at an audtion..it has become a right bore.. sh and Stu jsut are not intersting at all...they are not co-ordinating their taske too well in tihs boot camp so far as I see it.....
orange ball : enjoy it while you can, michelle is going to go mental and get the feed cut again! it seems she does know she is up for nomination after all!
Snozzwangler : Such a good task, its really got them fighting and showing their real colours. Jason is being a bully to Nadia, not showing any compassion about her addition to smoking (As an ex-smoker I really feel for her). Ahmed is showing what a whining, lazy git he is by making excuses (oh, I've got a sore throat, I need to be let off) why not to do the tasks. Are we actually going to like any of the HMs enough to want one to win? I don't think so.
No messsages folks, so no Updates. Come on people, get them coming in.
allison : Are the sergeants supposed to wearing full uniform I so hope that they fail all of the tasks
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They've just cleaned all the boots and all they have to do is polish them - all 200 pairs. Michelle inspects the boots, worried that all the mud isn't off. Jason is just standing there, watching them, leaving M to dole out the orders.
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orange ball : wow, michelle has remembered to put on her sarge outfit.
you can see in her eyes she knows she is out of her league in this role
Dan's no 1 fan : I think they've already failed the task! Goodbye Jason...and good riddance!
naughtydog : My understanding of the Jason/Nadia row is : he used her smoking to make the point that sergeants COULD decide whether smoking was allowed whilst on duty. Now I'm not a big Jason fan, but his comment was fair enough. And enough to make her throw another wittle tantwum!
(Apologies folks, I have to go for 10 minutes, keep your messages coming and I'll publish them when I get back... bit of an emergency!)
Ok, back - a kitchen disaster averted! On with the messages.
orange ball : michelle just helped them with the task by carrying over a boot. task failed love
Clive : I'm hoping the task fails. I want to see the back of Jason, he's a waste of space. I'm not keen on Victor, but he is humerous at times. Jason is just a closet homosexual, who is so repressed it comes out as aggression. He's probably secretly very jealous of Nadia. Out Out Out! In every sense of the word Jason!
orange ball : oh look michelle is eating an apple now. who got her that? failed!!!
( No, OB, it wasn't a Pot Noodle break! LOL
allison : Michelle is such a bad representation of a northern girl, being one myself!!! I don't know who I want out most at the moment, I know that the only two I want to stay in are Dan and Nadia. talk about power corrupts and where is Jason, putting on his fake tan or doing his hair? Did i hear right when Michelle said if there is any mud left on the sole cover it with boot polish? are the sergeants allowed to eat on duty, Michelle is chomping on an apple?
dotty : Task failed completely, put all of them up for eviction and let the public decide who goes. Ahmed should be evicted he is not a team player at all just a whinging old man!
orange ball : michelle and jason (jason being called into dr as he did it) help fix the hose. er, rules
Tina : Back from the ads and they're all silently getting on with it. They're using the brush from the dustpan since BB didn't give them a brush.
isobel : Wot a moan Ahmed is,constantly whining about everything.Then moans 'he's an outsider' in everything!!! Wonder why then eh?? Jason wouldn't have been so 'understanding' if Nadia had refused to comply. Get him out {Ahmed} he has a face like a well skelped arse!!!!!
orange ball : ok tally, we believe you, what flavour kitchen emergency? chicken and mushroom?
:-) let's just say it involved a roast joint, potatoes and a distinct smell of burning! And many thanks to you orange ball, for keeping all the messages coming. It's appreciated!
orange ball : is jason still in the dr? michelle is still eating something, or does she normally chew like a cow?
I didn't realise he was in the DR, it's ads at the moment. I'll see what's happening when the feed comes back
Snozzwangler : Tally, I'm sulking at the back as you have a new favourite. Orange Ball! I thought I was teacher's pet! [sound of stamping foot]. Nope, no good, just can't sulk as well as Ahmed!
teacher's whims snozz! How are you today?
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There's no sight of Jason or Ahmed, but Michelle tells them they have serious non amounts of time, which I guess is another way of saying "Hurry up"! Oh, just heard Jase's voice in the background encouraging Dan to give it his all. Michelle says she wont start the task tomorrow until they've made a plan. (Jason is sitting on the decking)
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bb addicted : I cannot stand Ahmed, he needed to go on Friday and he needs to go NOW! Complaining, or rather, refusing to do the task because of a 'sore throat' when Dan has been ill most of the week and hardly complained at all!
Tina : LOL@Snozz! *No one* sulks like Ah'mad'
Michelle sounding desperate 'we're gonna have to go for this now cos we're really running short on time'
Snozzwangler : I'm just so excited, I can't tear myself away from the computer as the HMs squabbles are so entertaining. I didn't realise Ahmed was such a prima donna.
I know, I've burnt the dinner because I've done an extra hour. I think Ahmed might want to make himself scarce when they finish!
orange ball : nope jasons back, but out of uniform?
snozz. ooops, didnt mean to step on no toes. roast pot noodle, no wonder there were burning smells.
Well, people. That's my lot for now. Updates will be back later. I have a dinner to rescue and a husband to feed. I wonder if the fireworks will start in 15 minutes when they complete the task?











