11.00 - 12.00

Good Morning, and welcome to the start of our Live Updates on DS:BB. I'm keeping the Updates Lite, as there really isn't enough going on to warrant a full version. Apart from a lot of giggling from Becki and Nadia. No words, just giggling and strange noises...Bizarre. They must have made a pact to not speak, but I missed it.

11.00 - 11.15

I see on the forums that the HM's have made a pact to have a "Silence Day" in protest at their lack of shopping next week. That would explain everything then. It seems to be working at the moment. Please send your messages in about anything, within reason, as otherwise the next two Updates could be the shortest ever!

Thanks to Mr Helpful: "I think we could do with a day of silence," says Nadia. They all discuss the possibility of doing it tomorrow. "I know sign language for biscuit so if anyone wants one of those," says Shell, before demonstrating it to the others."

and zelana : Bliss!! No swearing, no sound cuts. I bet the editor is having a great day.

Thanks for confirming that. How on earth will Victor last without shooting his mouth off? At the moment Shell is mowing the lawn, while Stu and Chicken are sitting on his bed. He's niftily wielding a needle and repairing his jeans, while she strokes his chest. Awww. Michelle is called to the DR.

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Your Messages

zelana : From the way Becki is behaving she's the one most likely to provoke someone into saying something. She really does like being the centre of attention.

sophie : Im really getting annoyed with Becki i hste how she acts always singing or dancing i cant stand her ugly face i hope she goes on friday

debs : I just love Stu & Michelle, they are soooo cute, i really hope they get it together when they get out - they're great 2 watch and they're so comfortable with each other - bless!!

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11.15 - 11.30

Stuart goes into the snug with his drink and chills out, closing his eyes. Meanwhile Shell, as ever, is busy doing chores. She grunts to Jason as she folds up some clothes. Ad break. When we return, Shell has moved to hosing down some washing in the bath. Stuart emerges from the pampering room and paces around the garden. This silence is rather unnerving. I wonder what the producers think about it. It'll be interesting to see how long they keep it up. Can they last a whole day do you reckon? Val has just written in saying "Shell has got great legs so why oh why does she wear leg warmers?", which is timely as I was just going to comment on her appearance. Her sense of style is different, to say the least. She's wearing a black vest top, one of her pink "tutu" type skirts, black legwarmers and pink trainers. She wouldn't have looked out of place in the 80's.

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Your Messages

Val : Lufffly and peaceful but how long will it last? The most annoying part is the giggling. BB should give the hm's a task - that'll get 'em talking again. Otherwise, who do you think will be the first to forget the vow of silence? Personally I think Becki talking or Michelle wailing!

cloud: There was a party last night..possible interesting action.. and no updates at all. This service is getting worse. I'm finding more info on the Channel 4 site!

Well, they do get paid for writing the Official Site, cloud. Perhaps you could offer your services to keep this site going. As I've said before, it's difficult to get people who can commit every day. I can only cover daytime, and, believe me 2 hours is quite enough at a time.

Myshcka : We liked the house as it was before Becki came in, I think that is why everyone (including me) has had such a negative reaction to her and has immediately picked up on her annoying traits

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11.30 - 11.45

Ahmed has gone back to bed. I just hope they dont start that racket they woke them up with this morning. It sounded like a building site at full blast.

The camera pans to Jason and Victor in bed. Stuart is sleeping, but the other two are sitting up and awake. This is a really exciting Update isn't it? I get to describe Shells' outfit and all, as there's no conversation.
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Your messages

pilky_pops : This is the first eviction where I'm not going to vote. I really can't be bothered who goes! Neither Becki or Ahmed are likeable people and unlike others who are commending Victor and Jason for 'playing the game' I feel that the winner should be someone I like. I want the money to go to someone who enjoy watching because that person will probably end up presenting a crap C4 breakfast show! It is not commendable to win that amount of money by being two-faced and conniving. Look at Nasty Nick! He still carries that evil tag 4 years down the line! People are always going to have pre-conceived ideas of people who have been on BB but if it was me I'd rather people expected me to be a good laugh and a fairly nice person than an evil scheming twit! And that's my thoughts on the situation!

zelana : Its not really a day of silence as they laugh and grunt. Its a no talking day. For a while it will prove interesting material for the psychologists as the hm's are using different ways to communicate. It will be interesting to see how it comes to an end - will BB step in or will one of the hm's (Becki?) provoke another one (Victor?) into saying something (sh*t!!!).

pilky_pops : Why do people keep complaining about the lack of updates? Anything of any note that happens is announced on this site! If you want 24 hour reporting then the forum always has a couple of saddo's who do nothing else with their lives apart from comment on BB! Sorry BB anoraks but you know it's true!
It's human nature to complain isn't it? That's why I always say why I'm doing a Lite Update, as we've had complaints about too many of those, too!

Val : You probably know all about it now but anyway - The hm's failed their task but BB gave a graduation celebration for Shell who received news that she got her degree with First Class Honours. The party was great with drink food music and games which led to kissing licking nakedness and spanking. Very entertaining and great fun enjoyed by them all including Ahmed and Jason.

Hmmm, interesting zelana, my money is on Becki or Victor breaking the speaking ban. I think Jase will be trying too hard to grab a bit more sleep to worry about talking.

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11.45 - 12.00

BB sounds and tells the HM's to gather on the sofa immediately making sure all bedroom doors are closed. Do you think they've devised a way to get them talking?
Yippee, Victor spoke. He said "Bless you" when someone sneezed.
Typical, E4 goes to an ad break! When we come back, they are still sitting on the sofa in silence.
It's the stern BB. He tells them there are two areas out of bounds until further notice- the bedroom and the spa, This announcement is greeted by further grunting and nods, coupled with occassional giggles. No change there then. Stuart is trying to sign something but Vic's head is in the way and I cant make out what it is. Jason leaves to go and sit in the pampering room, while Stu and Michelle have a hug.

I'm not sure whether to keep going for a further hour, but if you want to send in any comments, I'll open up a DJ hour for 12-1pm. There certainly wont be any news unless BB can give them a task.