13.00 - 14.00

Right, I'm back.

13.00: The Headmaster has just called Shell to the DR. Jase has now discarded his ginger wig.

13.04: They are mostly out in the garden working on their props. The Titanic looks more like a canoe at the moment, as Becki murders Love Me Tender. I wish she'd stop singing. It's like a non stop audition. I've been to the website and listened to the songs, and as Simon Cowell would say, "What makes you think you could become a singer?" Ouch, having a miaow session there! Stu is dressed just like Leonardo, all Edwardian working class lad, as the three Titanic passengers sit on the decking busy making something. (I cant tell what it is yet). Another ad break!

Snozzwangler : Our teachers didn't wear uniforms, well not in the classroom, maybe in the stationery cupboard after hours ....... What subject did you teach?
I think I should have stayed stum about being a teacher. No, I definitely didn't wear a uniform. I taught Primary age kids, so I taught every subject. I'm great at trivia and pub quizzes because of that!!

zelana : I think Jason is supposed to be Ginger Spice. Though goodness knows why the spice girls are involved. The ginger wig suits jason :p

Thanks zelana, though where has the Spice Girls bit come from?

13.11: Awww, Stuart has made Michelle a jewel, just like Kate Winslet had in the film. As she puts it on I'm thinking, please dont offer to paint her Stu, Michelle'll whip her clothes off at the drop of a hat and I haven't had my dinner yet.

13.14: Shell is going to be an iceberg, and is draped in a sheet. They need a telescope and a bell. Oops, Shell now has a bright pink chiffon wrap on, thats not very ice berg like. Ahmed watches her, I thought he was supposed to be getting ready to be Elvis.
Shell reads the story out, it's not so much sinking the Titanic as reenacting Leo and Kates death scene. Tragic lovers parted by death...trust BB to have an eye on the ratings and cast Stu and Michelle as the lovers. They are looking for a plank to hold on to. I'm looking forward to seeing this task performed. It could be the best one since the soap opera in BB2.

13.16: Oh dear lord, they are talking about drawing Michelle, and Shell will burst in and say there's trouble ahead. Keep your clothes on Chicken. I know what your baps look like!

13.19: Shell and Michelle practise screeching as my dog runs for cover. Neil Armstrong is still in his school uniform. Obviously his astronauts' outfit hasn't come together yet. Shell makes a beautiful iceberg. If only her tongue would turn to ice, as she continues to give non stop instructions to the other two. Victor is in the kitchen area. He's not taking this as seriously as the other group.

13.22: Ahmed is still in his shorts and school uniform, learning the lines to "Love Me Tender" as E4 takes another ad break.

zelana : I think you might be spared the painting bit Tally. They don't seem to be too familiar with the film. Just keep your fingers crossed that Victor doesn't decide to 'help' and give them a synopsis of the film
Phew! Let us be grateful for small mercies

Snozzwangler : Oh Oh Oh miss, miss! Got my hand up. Let Victor be the plank, please miss!
You're making me laugh this morning snozz. Victor as the plank? Hmmm, rather see Jase. Vic makes me chuckle

13.30: Michelle looks deep in thought, as Stu practises the line "Iceberg, dead ahead" while Michelle has no exact lines. Stu tells her she has to be naked. Nooooo Stu!! She obviously hasn't seen the film. Humour me, and tell her to keep her clothes on. Just realised Michelle has a long wig on. I'm so used to seeing her hair scraped back into a ponytail that I didn't realise why she looked better. She's busy painting waves at the moment.

13.33: The star crossed lovers have a cuddle as we go to yet more ads.

hothead : Victor thinks he's so cool but if he goes any further up his own you know what he will disappear. Can't wait to hear the noise when he walks. Bring it on.

Snozzwangler : You're not comparing me to Victor are you? I could never be as sly as him, I always sat at the front of the class
LOL, so you were a creep then?

Jannyb : Does anyone else think that Ahmed singing 'Love me tender' sounds like Elmer Fud of Loney Tunes fame??

13.37: We come back to the bedroom, where Jase is lying on the bed dressed I now know, as Ginger Spice. I dont know who Becki is supposed to be. Jase says Emma has to be the diplomatic one, so Becki is Emma then. I thought they were doing Elvis' death?

13.40: Dan and Nadia are working hard in the garden, making the moon buggy or the rocket, I cant work out which. Dan is lovingly painting USA 11 on the cardboard, while Vic is telling Nadia the story. He is going to play Neil Armstrong like Captain Kirk, heaven help us. Nadia is going to be the busty sex symbol on the space ship while Nadia and Vic are lovers, with Dan jealously in love with both of them. I'm sure that the moon landing was never like this! Vic says he is making it up as he goes along...you can say that again Vic.

13.44: The Titanic crew come out to admire Apollo 11, which is taking place nicely. We cut to Jase and Becki. He says he doesn't kiss girls that smoke, it's like kissing an ash tray. (Jase is sporting a lovely set of boobs btw). Dan goes to the DR.

13.47: Ah, the pink floaty thing, is for when Shell is Michelle's lady. The Titanic lot move out into the garden. Shell now has an impressively long telescope. M is moaning about the poo smells in the garden. Did they really take Saturday's task that seriously?
Shell gabbles her way through the synopsis of Jock (Stuart as a Scot) and his doomed love who is now in a light brown wig. The sound dips.

13.50: Dan is back from the DR, and is making a cuppa. Ad break.

Snozzwangler : Do you think the HMs are aware of the irony of the parts they are playing (did BB select them specifically)? Shell = ice maiden, Stu = the young cheeky chappie, Michelle the love interest, not afraid to flash her top nuts?
I think BB knew exactly who they wanted! Good for the ratings.

zelana : Looks like Victor is getting confused with Star Trek and the moon landing. This could be the strangest moon landing yet. Will they start creating aliens?
Jason's boobs are socks!!
Got to agree there zelana. Jase's boobs may be socks, but they're impressive

(Josie, I have no idea whether there was a punch up last night. I wasn't watching. Perhaps the people on the forum would know)

13.58: The Moon Landings are coming together in a very strange way, but the sound dips. They worry about the time and how much longer they've got. Apollo 11 looks awesome and they're now donning their astronaut suits.
The pupils are called and Daniel is asked to go to the DR. Perhaps he didn't get in last time.
Vic has his hood up, over his flipping cap. Does he ever take it off? Nadia has the front of her suit unbuttoned for maximum cleavage, so no change there. They are humming the Star trek theme. Bizarre!

14.01: (I'm just carrying on until Claire has finished watching "Neighbours") she'll be here in a few minutes.) Nadia reads more instructions on the task from a laminate given to them by BB.

14.05: It's all action at the moment, as they put the finishing touches to their outfits.Lots of activity and not much to report on, as they all rush around (except Ahmed. I haven't seen him for ages).

With that I'll hand you over to Claire who will take you through the next couple of hours. I'm really looking forwardto seeing this. I hope it isn't ruined by ad breaks. See you tomorrow.

Thanks for this pilky_pops : Just following the updates with you cos I'm at work at the moment and can't get the live stream. Can't wait to see highlights of this task though! I bet there's some real comedy moments with Jason believing he's superior to everyone and Victor just being full of it in general! Enjoying the updates, ta!
I know a lot of people have been disappointed by the gaps in Updates, but exams and holidays have taken their toll, so we are doing our best. Nice to get a positive feed back rather than moans about the lack of coverage.