Victor has admitted that the Ultimate Big Brother experience isn't turning out in quite the way he expected.

"I said it was going to be chaos," he said. "Blood on the walls, fur and eyebrows everywhere... but no. Nothing."

Later on he re-iterated his opinion, telling Nick: "It hasn't been as ultimate as I thought it would be. I thought it would be more crash, bang, wallop."

He added: "It might give Brian more work. But for the rest of us? Won't make a blind bit of difference."

However, the duo did concede that they were grateful to have been chosen for the experience.

"I haven't had one row. Imagine that," marvelled Victor, who also noted that even previous "hell cat" Michelle had calmed down. "Not one row. I can't believe it."