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Here are the funniest jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival 2017

TV channel Dave has unveiled the winner of its 10th annual Funniest Joke of the Fringe award, but do you agree with the choice?

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15. Tim Vine

Gesture, Businessperson, Hand, Finger, Smile, Official,

"I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act."

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14. Adam Hess

Audio equipment, Microphone, Textile, Purple, Public speaking, Formal wear, Magenta, Theater curtain, Curtain, Speech,

"I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark."

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13. Phil Wang

Hair, Glasses, Eyewear, Face, Forehead, Eyebrow, Hairstyle, Chin, Vision care, Jaw,
@PhilNWang

"For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it."

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12. Adele Cliff

Eyewear, Hair, Face, Glasses, Head, Skin, Selfie, Beauty, Chin, Vision care,
@Adelecliff

"As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer."

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11. Angela Barnes

Hair, Eyewear, Glasses, Hairstyle, Clothing, Red, Lip, Red hair, Bangs, Cool,
@Angela Barnes

"A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event."

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10. Alasdair Beckett-King

Facial hair, Hairstyle, Mobile phone, Moustache, Portable communications device, Communication Device, Selfie, Beard, Telephony, Smartphone,
@Alasdair Beckett-King

"Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences', I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!'"

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9. Olaf Falafel

Performance, Music artist, Entertainment, Singing, Singer, Performing arts, Music, Pop music, Event, Public event,
@Olaf Falafel

"I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine."

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8. Ed Byrne

Performance, Music artist, Entertainment, Performing arts, Singing, Singer, Event, Song, Music, Public event,

"I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house."

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7. Jimeoin

Talent show, Performance, Speech, Orator, Performing arts, Public speaking, Event, Fun, Stage, Comedy,

"I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it…"

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6. Mark Simmons

Performance, Fashion, Human, Fun, Denim, Event, Talent show, Textile, Photography, Facial hair,
@Mark Simmons

"Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant."

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5. Andy Field

Facial hair, Glasses, Microphone, Eyewear, Design, Beard, Singer, Musician, Vision care, Long hair,
@Andy Field

"I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated."

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4. Lew Fitz

Denim, Jeans, Jacket, Monochrome, Bottle, Glass bottle, Curtain, Monochrome photography, Portrait photography, Pocket,
@Lew Fitz

"I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her."

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3. Alexei Sayle

Ear, Finger, Lip, Cheek, Skin, Chin, Forehead, Shirt, Collar, Dress shirt,

"I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?"

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2. Frankie Boyle

Performance, Music artist, Event, Singing, Speech, Performing arts, Facial hair, Talent show, Singer,
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"Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book."

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1. Ken Cheng

Smile, Forehead, Happy, Glasses, Neck, Photography, Black hair,

"I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change."

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