"I'm going to f**king stink by 12 o'clock, because I haven't got any deodorant..."
You can forget beauty buys, ditch style tips and toss aside any uplifting life advice.
Nikki Grahame has turned vlogger, and her new video diary is all about the crappy weather, acid reflux and the reasons why Manchester is a "f**king shit hole".
Posted online today (April 8), the former Big Brother star uploaded not one but two videos titled "My Video Diary - Manchester Part 1" and "My Video Diary - Manchester Part 2".
In her vlogs she bemoans, well, just about everything.
From her appearance on ITV's O'Brien (which she calls "f**king Jeremy Kyle") to traipsing round Primark and slating what the mannequins are wearing, nothing escapes Nikki's grumbles.
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Call us cynical, but we'd much rather watch this anti-vlog where Nikki has a nap in a shop, talks about throwing up the night before and almost falls asleep in her dinner rather than a grinning, chirpy youth saying how much they love kittens.
Well, you'd never catch Zoella saying "I've literally had to buy wax strips to do my moustache".
