This is not a drill, and it's not a parody - there is actually a straight-to-DVD sequel to Kindergarten Cop, and it stars Dolph Lundgren.
Watch the trailer for the intriguing prospect below, and try to spot anything that makes this a sequel and not a lower-budget remake.
The original 1990 film was part of Arnold Schwarzenegger's family-friendly-comedies phase, where he was a tough cop who went undercover at an elementary school in order to find the wife and son of a drug kingpin.
This time, it appears that one of the kids holds the key to unlocking some sort of information cache, leading to Lundgren's placement.
But there's still a beautiful fellow teacher to romance, a horde of feral children to wrangle, and a new school culture to wrestle with.
The film's directed by Don Michael Paul, who seems to specialise in little-known sequels - had you heard of Jarhead 2: Field of Fire or Tremors 5: Bloodlines? How about Sniper: Legacy? It looks like this might be his most exciting film yet.
Kindergarten Cop 2 arrives on DVD and Digital HD on May 17.
