1Alien (Poland)
In space, no one can hear you say, "Wait, isn't that Doctor Zoidberg from Futurama?"
2Star Wars (Russia and Japan)
For the next special edition, George Lucas is adding back the deleted scene with the big stone space toad. And the bit when Threepio did kung fu and pooed out R2-D2.
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3Ghostbusters (Poland)
Yes, that really is supposed to be Bill Murray. And, err, the gingerbread man?
4An American Werewolf In London (Japan)
The best Carry On movie never made.
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5One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (Poland)
Shelley Duvall and Christopher Lee never got the credit they deserved for One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Neither did the werewolf zombies.
6Mission Impossible 1 and 2 (Ghana)
It's hard to tell if the artist is getting better or worse.
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7The Spy Who Loved Me (Ghana)
The best bit of this isn't even the big goldfish. It's that if you look closely, you can see it was originally called 'The Spy Who Love You'.
8Gladiator (Ghana)
We bet Danny Dyer has this hanging on his bedroom wall.
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9Chinatown (Poland)
Time to take the kid back to therapy.
10Weekend at Bernie's (Poland)
Eli Roth's Weekend at Bernies. Coming Soon.
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11Big (Poland)
Remember that bit in Big when Tom Hanks got his head blown off? Nah, neither do we.
12Easy Rider (Czech Republic)
This is what happens when the marketing team take as much LSD as the actors.
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13Planet Terror (Ghana)
The Ghanaian version of Planet Terror actually stars Amy Schumer.
14Planet of the Apes (Romania)
Who's in this film again? "CHARLTON HESTON."
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15Shallow Hal and 50 First Dates (Russia)
Drew Barrymore looks like she's seen far too much. Including Jack Black dressed as a ventriloquist's dummy.
16Tootsie (Poland)
When comedy cross-dressers go bad.
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17Trading Places (Poland)
"Oh, Trading Places? The festive comedy where Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd exchange their financial situations in New York? Our mistake. We thought you said, The Inside of Hunter S Thompson's Head."

Paul Bradshaw is a freelance writer specialising in movies and TV.
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