It would take you nearly 20 hours to watch all eight Harry Potter movies (not including commercials if you're viewing via one of those glorious Freeform marathons), which under any circumstances is a long time.
If you plan to sleep for any significant number of minutes, you can't even do it in one day. Thanks to a genius named Tim Stiefler, however, you can now watch the entire saga in just 90 minutes, in his new edit titled Wizardhood.
Ninety minutes? That's like two episodes of a network drama, i.e., nothing.
Wizardhood begins with Harry's arrival at Hogwarts, completely skipping his appearance on the Dursleys' doorstep, his time in the cupboard under the stairs, and his journey on the Hogwarts Express.
On the one hand, you get right into the action, but on the other, you miss Hagrid's glorious birthday cake.
The first few movies are barely included at all, which should be good for news for everybody who uses the Chamber of Secrets portion of the marathon to nap in preparation for Prisoner of Azkaban.
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Wizardhood also completely eliminates the "19 Years Later" epilogue, so if you liked Daniel Radcliffe's old-age makeup, you'll be disappointed.
(Who really liked that, though?)
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I’m the senior entertainment editor at Cosmopolitan.com, which means my DVR is always 98 percent full. I love romance novels, bourbon, and canceling plans so I can watch Lost for the 50th time.
