You never knew you wanted a Jurassic Park/Brokeback Mountain mash-up, but you did. And you're happy now you've got it.
We present to you actual video footage of a T-Rex riding on the back of a real, live horse - and they're kicking a soccer ball:
Try not to shed a tear as T-Rex waves an Old Glory proudly. Quite a feat considering those stubby hands.
The only thing missing was Jurassic Parkour - thankfully it's just a click away.
Oh funny videos, we can't quit you!
Justin is a freelance entertainment journalist and writer. He first joined Digital Spy as a freelance entertainment reporter in 2010 and also worked as a sub-editor for the brand, serving as Night News Editor from 2016 to 2024. Over more than a decade, Justin has covered numerous major entertainment events from the US and has interviewed a wide-ranging group of public figures, from comedian Steve Coogan to icons from the Star Trek universe, cast members from the Marvel Cinematic Universe and reality stars from numerous Real Housewives cities and the Below Deck franchise. Justin has also been on the ground to cover major pop culture events like the Star Wars Celebration and the D23 Expo. He's written for titles across the Hearst network, plus the likes of CBR and Us Weekly.
