Apple needn't bother commissioning an ad for their forthcoming smartwatch, because as parodies go, this one is solid gold.

Made by YouTube user BeefJurgy, the NSFW video emulates the distinctive minimalist style of the tech giant's TV spots, but with Christopher Walken's famous pocket-watch monologue from Pulp Fiction dubbed over the top.

Warning: This video unsurprisingly contains strong language

"The watch is coming," it concludes. As long as the wait isn't quite seven years...

A recent teardown on the wearable revealed its battery is smaller than those of existing smartwatches on the market.

If you're still on the fence about the Apple Watch, check out Digital Spy's first impressions guide below to separate the facts from the (Pulp) fiction:

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